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Mustard in it's natural habitat

I DO FIRE MAGIC!

About Me

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My Interests

.. width="425" height="350" ..I'm interested in clouds...Seriously though. Currently I'm living in Texas with my mom (Carol). There's not much to do here accept for contemplate suicide which is a game all in itself. I spend most of my time either on the comp playing Age of Empires, on the PS2 playing Kingdom Hearts 2, or sitting back and reading a good book. I love to read!Damn straight.Sometimes I get down to the ranch and tend to the horse(s). My favorite thing to do in Texas is have my mom make me margarittas so we can invite the family over and go out and order more margarittas. Currently I'm working (with Carol) to start up a recycling program in our community since Texas thinks it's too good to help the planet. Also I'm joining a ghost hunting group with my Aunt.I'll be back in Nov everyone! And for those out there I hate...I'm never comming back so don't wait up.Oh. I also like Axel, incase you missed that.

Music:

David Bowie, Queen, Elton John, I LOOOOOOOOVE CLASSICAL MUSIC (i vibrate to it), "the moonlight sonata," the chronochross soundtrack, reel big fish, ATREYU, Guns and Roses, Pussy Cat Dollz, Shakira, Madona, The Killers, Muse, Pink, Nelly Fertado, Christina Agulara, She Wants Revenge, and a bunch of other shit.

Movies:

Braveheart, drunken home movies filmed when drunk and or high, Dirty Love, South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Uncle Buck, Sixteen Candles, Ferris Bulier's Day Off, Interview with the Vampire, Queen of the Damn (soley because the main character is hot), The Sixth Sense, Silents of the Lambs, Alien, Aliens, The Joy Luck Club, Basketball Diaries, Titanic, Nightmare Before Xmas, Bill and Teds Exellant Adventure, Mean Girls, The Blue Lagoon (nothing gets my rocks off more), The Goonies, Indiana Jones movies, Little Mermaid, Batman Begins, Batman 1 and 2, Poke'mon: First Movie, Aladdin, Star Wars, Pirate of the Caribean, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Flight of Dragons, Dude Where's My Dildo, Serial Mom, The Ring, Princess Moneoke, Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, What's Up Doc, Space Balls, Trainspotting, Labryrinth, Dark Crystal, The Ring, Narnia, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Breakfast Club, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Hero, House of Flying Daggers, Death to Smoochie, Ugly Dachshund, Rockadoodle, My Little Pony Movies 1 and 2, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Saw II and only Saw II, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Blind Date Uncensored: Freaks and Weirdos and Dates from Hell, Deliver Us from Eva, Romeo and Juliet (both versions), Quest for Camelot, Weekend at Bernies, Weekend at Bernies 2, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Monty Python: Quest for the Holy Grail, Merlin, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Land Before Time, Jurassic Park, Bend it Like Bekham, Lost Boys, Legend, Duck Tales: The movie, Peter Pan, Velvet Goldmine, Clockwork Orange, Dawn of the Dead, Donnie Darko, Highlander (Here we are, Princes of the Universe, Fighting for survival), Animal House, Rockadoodle, Super Mario Brothers, Queens of Comedy, B.A.P.S, and probably a bunch of other crap.

Television:

Iron Chef is the best show EVA!!!!But I also like Family Guy, I Love Lucy, Robot Chicken Hellsing, Aqua Team Hunger Force, Futurama, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Rocko's Modern Life, Are You Afraid of the Dark, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Upright Citizens Birgade, Strangers With Candy, One Piece, South Park, PROJECT F'ING RUNWAY, America's Next Top Model, Blind Date, Elimidate (best dating TV show next to Next), SVU, Next (nothing makes me laugh more then seeing fat chix get rejected by ugly ass dude bros who secretly desire a girl that will complete them and or be a soul mate, but instead of getting to know any of these girls they'd rather find the skankiest nastiest bitch who will get down and dirty so they don't have to later feel disgraced and humiliated infront of their fag ass bro friends who would never allow their "friend" to be with a girl (regardless of how she makes him feel) who was above 100 lb (counting breast and ass) into the mix of things. Why should you like who you want to like when your friends can shame you into liking someone else! It's ok, it's only your life. Why live it through you when you have such good friends to make those decisions for you!) I fucking love reality TV...excluding Next which is obviously not reality cause it's MTV.

Books:

Harry Potter series, Eyes of the Dragon, Gawain and the Green Knight, Merlin, Pirates, Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles (I heart Queen of the Damned...the book not the movie), Memoirs of a Geisha, Tales from Jabba the Hutt's palace, the cd jacket to the buffy musical cd, Encarta volumes T-UV, the dmv handbook, Cows Witches Wars and Religion, Darksaber, Neverending Story, Jurassic Park I and II, Salems Lot, Misery, Tickle His Pickle, Exit to Eden, Shadow of the Empire, Pretty Maids All in a Row, Joy Luck Club, and a bunch of other crap. I'm big on works of fiction and not so much reality (seeing as I have to live in reality), though I have been known to enjoy reading up on other cultures and anything that involves sex (specially paraphilias).Here's a tip if you're looking to add me as a friend: the first place I go on someone's profile is movie and book interest (I glance over the profile briefly). I LOVE TO READ!!! I turned down atleast 10 people this week for putting "I hate reading, it's the devil!" No joke. People wrote that. Oh, and as a final note, my sister (Jenn) is my favorite author.

Heroes:

Axel is my new hero right now because he fucked Sora's mom and he does MAGIC!

My Blog

I made my own fucking survey!

MMM! Kate's home cooked survey!   So, I wrote and directed my own survey! It's rated PG-13 and children should be accompanied by a parent and or guardian.   You know the drill people. Enjoy!...
Posted by Mustard in it's natural habitat on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 04:40:00 PST

Take my sex survey please.

If We Had Sex.... GAME (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out) DONT BE SCARED. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO REALLY WANTS TO DO YOU ! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? ...
Posted by Mustard in it's natural habitat on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 01:20:00 PST

frog juices

I'm TA'ing a class right now and their disecting frogs. Theres frog juices everywhere.
Posted by Mustard in it's natural habitat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I like Pirates, they are kool

I have a myspace now, because my fucking friends wouldn't stop harrasing me to get one. So there you go douche bags, I have a myspace and a friendster acount. I hope you all burn in hell.
Posted by Mustard in it's natural habitat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST