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Alyson

I am here for Friends

About Me

my names alyson. im currently enrolled at the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee. i had a pretty shitty first semeseter, but i think thats okay & i'll come back next year to kick some ass for real. im taking off next semester for basic training and AIT for the Army National Gaurd(which i love doing && if you think anything bad of the military you should keep it to yourself because i will rip you apart, thanks), but dont worry, i'll be back! last summer was the best one of my life, aside from working 3 jobs i had two 1/2 crazy ass roomates who i miss cleaning up after. basically we trashed the entire house and then kind of left it the way we found it.. haha. i love my best friends amy sibik & britni wicka, we've always been there for eachother and we all get pleasure out of making fun of people.. we like being shallow so deal with it. we're not perfect, but we're super fun. i also have a boyfriend, michael joseph berzinski.. we're getting married and luke sacia is in charge of the wedding reception, naturally. i miss my awesome suite mates that went through that grueling first semester at the UWM with me.. especially lo & her obnoxious contagious laugh that always woke me up at 4am. my family's crazy, but i wouldnt have it any other way.. i love my dad's disfunctional family, my mom's ban of hippies who dont believe in birth control because there's a ton of them, my step dad's sport and hunting centered crew, and my step mom's looney bin.. especially Romaine. im pretty fun, pretty likable, pretty neat and yeah.. i like to party.

My Interests

snowboarding. wakeboaring. conquering the rope swing. building snow forts. sweatpants. ugg boots. my stilletos. christmas. fun dresses. sneaking into bars. photoshop. reunions with friends. whenever i get to see/talk to Mike. being in the Army Nat'l Gaurd. kicking ass. drunken pictures. 2 hour bus rides through the milwaukee ghetto with Jon. sunflower seeds. armani code purfume. sleeping in. root beer. regular beer. family occasions. sledding with britni && amy. swim suits. 99 bananas. etc. etc.

I'd like to meet:


mike berzinski.

he's an airman & i can kick his ass fiercly anyday.. but i still love him.
amy sibik.
we've been friends ever since i moved to ona.. even when i was a weirdo in middle school? haha.. && i think her picture explains the rest.
britni wicka.
she stalked me all the way to college.. and she hasnt left me alone since. so eventually i just decided to be nice to her and call her my friend :) plus she is one hell of a glow-sticking cook.
jam. sacia. newman.
my two 1/2 roomates from the summer of '07. we raised a lot of hell. sacia and i ran from the cops through a thorn covered jungley forest. jamie let us light her couch on fire. and newman and i had a noodle fight and cleaned all the time. what's not to love?
lo holschbach.
only the best suitemate ever. she definetly kept the party and the laughs rolling. i like to refer to her as my little spedcicle.
nicole. amber.
the first night i met these two they finished off an entire bottle of 99 oranges.. shot for shot.. and made complete fools of themselves and i've loved them ever since.
hannah bigjohn.
she never fails to make me laugh.. and she and my mom are basically the exact same person. oh yeah, and she has big boobs.


Music:

anything && everything.

Movies:

accepted. old school. superbad. talledega nights. grandmas boy. the notebook. 300. blackhawk down. natl lampoons xmas vacation. dane cook. good luck chuck. etc. etc.

Television:

csi. planet earth. shot at love. top model. nip/tuck. weeds. entourage. the hills. etc. etc.

Heroes:

mommy.
we've been through some hard times, but thanks to her we managed to make it out alive every time
daddy.
he's just one hip hip hip guy.

step-dad.
he can be a hard ass sometimes, especially when i break the bank.. but he puts up with my shit :)

pam krambeer.
we both worked at hollister. both hooked up with the same guy. we both joined the national gaurd. and we both rock.

jordan whitewater.
he introduced me to the party world and let his friends corrupt me into the person i am today. and he's also very nice to my friend britni wicka.