Ska vi gå på disco?
- Nej vi äter mackor!
On March XIV, MMVII, the most disgusting abomination appeared on the surface of the earth. As an incarnation of Satan, 'VÃ¥ldsam Masturbi' was spawned from the dark depths of hell. This retarded face of the beast originate from ancient times, when mentally, as well as physically disabled, vocalist and senior citizen Old Dirty Jens, witnessed when God gave the ten commandments to Moses on Mount Sinai. Little is known about the other, more significant, mysterious events that took place on that very day, but it was actually also the day when God handed over a 'Brutal Onani' demotape to this disturbingly hairy Old Dirty Jens.
Unfairly, the ten commandments bullshit was the stuff that went into history and this demotape fell into oblivion. Nobody ever spoke about this obscure demotape or its occult content again and it seemed to be forgotten and lost forever.
Until now!
Old Dirty Jens suddenly awoke from his thousands of years long old person nap, and summoned the evil spirits of our inferal lord. He was joined in battle by his less hairy and better looking commrades; Ugly Rob, Tall Mongoloid Ric, Fat Gab and Danny-dude looks like a lady.
'Våldsam Masturbi' was now born as a tribute to 'Brutal Onani'and their supreme and majestic hårdrock legacy!
Hårdrock är bra!
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