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bus driver nods

what is with bus driver nods. you know when buses go past each other and the drivers give each other completely emotionless nods. its not like they even do the usual raised eye brows with the lift you...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 16:18:00 GMT

best news story in ages!

excuse me if this is infringing copyright laws, but this is just hilarious...Donkey ride ban for obese kidsNew animal cruelty rules mean there will be an eight stone weight limit for riding donkeys at...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:58:00 GMT

nicholas’ worldwide have been robbed

yep, you heard me, damn right, nicholas’ worldwide have been robbed. i don’t know anyone called nicholas, but still, on with the point... now if your name is michael, you have two generic ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:47:00 GMT

quite funny

this mornin when i got up, i had the song 'wires' stuck in my head, u kno the depressin one by athlete, and then i sed to myself, 'ive got damn wires stuck in my head', which was quite funny cus it cu...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 06:10:00 GMT

bulletainia

this is thoroughly sad, but its mildly amusing. u kno people leave pointless bulletins, some just talking to themselves to boost their ego's (people also known as 'dickheads'), well, the title of thei...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:44:00 GMT

timed to toasted perfection

this happened a while ago now, around christmas time i think, but it was so brilliant, i knew i had to write a blog about it, so i am now finally getting round to doing it, as i am...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:09:00 GMT

a day in the life... of me

yeh, im only writin this cus some woman pissed me off today, only mildly, but hey, and i just thought of the song, a day in the life of for some reason, its of the sgt peppers album if u dont kno, tha...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 12:19:00 GMT

what language do the sims speak?

well, i can reliably inform u that i today found out what language the sims speak. if u av never played on the sims, shame on u, its brilliant, and their language is extremely complex, and undeciphera...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:09:00 GMT

she had a muumuu!!!

ohhhhhhhh, u kno the episode of the simpsons where homer gets clinically obese so he can work from home, with the drinking bird tappin the y key to keep the plant under control, u kno the dress he wea...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 11:38:00 GMT

best footballing day ever!!!

oh, yesterday was the best footballing day ever, it was brilliant. i didnt even expect such a good day, it just all came out of the blue, twas cool. firstly, the carling cup draw, just sitting there, ...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 05:16:00 GMT