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Taryn

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

My mother says I don't suffer stupidity well.Why isn't there a section for pet peeves? You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet me with a penis, but hopefully a little better looking.I'm not really into the whole role-model thing. All the people I keep in my life inspire me in some way--except for my two friends that are borderline retarded, and they simply keep me amused when I've been drinking. I don't really have time or inclination to meet people that won't remember me in eight minutes.

My Blog

Clowns

Comedy Has Surpassed the Usefulness for Painted Clowns:              When a clown stands on the sidewalk in front of a business establishment it ...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 14:33:00 GMT

Ring of Guile

As the stream meandered low and slowly through the deep banks that allowed for run-off to flow furiously during the winters, the trees could be heard whispering to one another.  As trees often d...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 23:06:00 GMT

Alex, I'd like to buy a vowel...

Alex:  Okay folks, the topic is 'Something Taryn doesn't have'.                 [the lightboard reads "L_ F_"] Taryn:&nbs...
Posted by on Sat, 05 May 2007 21:21:00 GMT

Bugs that are going around...

Every year I get a flu shot to prevent the flu.  I get two or three shots to prevent the various types of Hepatitis. Every five years I get a tetanus shot.  There are even shots to pre...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 20:58:00 GMT

Fuck this shit, I'm sick of it, you're going down, this is a war

Okay, now that I am here I really don't have anything to write.  I had  million angry points to vent, but I realized it is 2:14 in the morning and I need to go to bed.  The bottom line ...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 02:09:00 GMT

How is the Army still screwing me?

I can not believe how fucked up the VA is and that nobody on Ft. Lewis is willing to help find where my paperwork is.  Actually, yes I can, but I think people who are not willing to do their...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 11:42:00 GMT

I'm not mean and you can't prove it

If I weren't such an asshole I might be upset that the very scientific meanie survey my cousins sent me said that I was 92% mean.  I might also remind them both of all the nice things I have done...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 11:53:00 GMT

Tom, my one friend

I have a friend!  I have a friend! I was so excited to see I already had a friend on MySpace after only 30 seconds.   Tom, wonderful, nice, sincere, hot Tom.  What would...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 00:15:00 GMT