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Hayley

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About Me

Hi, I'm Hayley. I started my profile to make friends and chat to some interesting folks! It's not hard to make me laugh as I am very silly person and a complete child in most respects. That said please don't leave any glittering, smiley unicorns or clowns *shivers* on my comments page requesting me to have a nice life/weekend/execution, because I will take it literally and think that same unicorn is coming after me - I have a very vivid imagination and just don't appreciate that kind of crapola. Anyhow please feel free to drop me a line. Word to the wise, I really admire genuine people who can make me laugh, but steer clear of the bitter cynics, so dry wit is great but not too much negativity please. oh and can someone get me the moon on a stick please!
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Funny, genuine people who love a bit of a chat!! Don't mind the subject and love to know how other people feel about the world. Pick a subject and talk to me!

My Blog

Punks and Posing

Thought I would make the font as big as possible as the actual content is abit inconsequential really.So anyway, betcha thought Id skipped out on you or nothing much had happened well no and yes. My ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 07:27:00 GMT

Egotistical grapes and Monkey mistakes

Time for some prattlings of life stuff so I thought I would tell you all this, I have actually told someone this on a comment so if you spotted it then a) I am sorry for repeating myself b) I am not l...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 10:14:00 GMT

For Blogs sake!!!!!

So apart from nearly getting chucked out of university for placing a knitted monkey on an overhead projector and pretending to do the bat signal (I was bored). I haven't been up to much so this little...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 02:35:00 GMT

Twiglet Jaw and Abrasive Sausages on the M1

So it's been awhile hasn't it folks? With that in mind I will try and make this mediocre offering as entertaining as possible. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhh Pressure much! I went up north on a little holiday and ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:16:00 GMT

Toggles and Killer Furniture!

So I was playing poker the other night with the girls and getting abit tiddley when one of my friends told me she always reads my blogs and never ceases to be amazed at my total lack of guile ( Note: ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 10:38:00 GMT

Never eat beetroot before a urine test and other helpful advice!

1. Recorders are meant to be played not thrown at heads in the middle of a temper tantrum. 2. If you fall asleep during a lecture do not dream of killer cheese - you will wake up screaming " take that...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 06:39:00 GMT

The Pursuit of Crappiness

I was talking to a guy in a bar about what attracts men to women and he said the usual -  eyes, hair, breasts, legs, arse (any non male body part basically.) Then he asked me the same questi...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 07:58:00 GMT

Fakes - Myself and Mr Shakespeare are appalled!

Well it's been awhile but I am back and in the mood for a bit of writing.........if I can remember how? What's all this business about fakes doing the rounds? I am shocked nay I am disillusioned and t...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 02:42:00 GMT

The Zimmers - You can be 90 and still a little punk !

Just happened upon a new version of The Who's hit "My Generation" by a group called The Zimmers. They're lead singer is 90 and they look like they had a ball. Watch it on You Tube. In a new techy age ...
Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 07:04:00 GMT

Blind dates are just.....wrong!

I feel a rant coming on...................Arrhhhhhhhh Why is it that when you are a woman people assume it is not your choice to be single? If I here one more chorus of "oh dear Hayley hasn't found a ...
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 03:41:00 GMT