I got two milestones left, retirement and death, and I don't plan on blogging about either one, pal.
There are two songs on this page. Give 'em a listen. They'll blow your fucking hair back.
I'd rather call this section "semifamous people I've had a beer with": Lemmy*, Ian Astbury, Andrew Young, Icepick, Johnny Colt, Rick Richards, Jesse James Dupree, The Truck, the Crank County boys, The Reverend, most living members of Skynyrd at one point or another, Rachel Bolan, the Lee bros, Flathead, Leroy, Jeremy Thompson, Dave Quick, Doug Nissley, The Supersuckers, Neil Gaulthier, the guys from Airbourne, and probably a lot of other people I've forgotten since I sat down to make this list, some on purpose.
*Interestingly enough, God turned out to have fewer warts than Alanis Morissette.