It happens to the best of them... |
I looked around the smokey bar, and I then realized I was very drunk in a strange bar, in a strange country. The pepole were all a different color, like dark blue. I ordered beer and when the bartende...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Apr 2009 07:44:00 GMT |
My life.... |
So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, an...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Apr 2009 06:26:00 GMT |
What a crazy Name. |
When you attempt to step up and take the test to become a pilot for American Airlines, you shouldn't smoke pot.
Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 06:18:00 GMT |
It only hurts when I do this... |
My one day to relax. That was it. I stood out front of the Wal-Mart and started to ask the people going in if they wanted to buy some cookies...I forgot.
Posted by on Mon, 23 Mar 2009 05:49:00 GMT |
The greatest Actor Of All Time.... |
"Anyone seen Richie?" "Anyone know why Richie did Bobby Lupo"?
Posted by on Fri, 20 Mar 2009 06:10:00 GMT |
First and Ten |
I got my haircut on Saturday. It cost 13 dollars.
Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 06:07:00 GMT |
Imagine |
Remember when you got in trouble in grade school, and sent to the "Office" for that TALK by the principal? Why was the Principal always wearing that black leather mask? You know the one that the "Gimp...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Mar 2009 06:59:00 GMT |
It happened Once before...... |
I hae been busy busy busy....My apology's to the Kansas Mafia and their farm folk. I was almost hired at Walmart, then the 7th interview went to HELL. I was asked to clean and mop the entire snack bar...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Mar 2009 16:25:00 GMT |
Obama |
Barrat Obama was an amusement park ride in another life! His ears carried him to great heights and his caramel color proved to be hypnotizing. He was a showgirl, and his legs were neatly shaven to res...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 14:32:00 GMT |
TITS and TIRES |
It is true, that if it has TITS or TIRES there are going to be problems. I first looked at a pair when I was 9 years old and was amazed at the shear beauty of them. They almost spoke to me. I wanted t...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 08:12:00 GMT |
