Ch-fucking-ina |
China is Brazil. The film not the country. I will be posting the synchronicities in screenplay format soon.
Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 22:59:00 GMT |
Yanni Fans |
I've always respected the wind-blown hair look, and secretly suspected Yanni of installing fans in his keyboard ensemble. I want to 2-bird the fans and build them so they can rota...
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 20:06:00 GMT |
Anti-Neutron-Bomb |
This bomb destroys all inorganic material, leaving a city devoid of buildings and power lines. Future cities must rebuild AWESOME biospheres to protect themselves.
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 01:33:00 GMT |
Unintenional Triple Drug Entendre |
We came across a memetic goldmine with the idea of handwriting analysis. Seriously, youtube it. This comes from an online dictionary of "graphology" at Handwriting University International...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 23:25:00 GMT |
Snowman is the new sideways |
The new codeword (hear that?) for falling over is Snowman. eg: I pulled a real snowman on my scooter and wrecked into a hotdog stand.
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 23:16:00 GMT |
Acapella Film Trailer Music |
You know a film sucks when the trailer is the best part -- the trailer to another film, that is. I can't even remember what the title was, but the music was a constant escalation of car explosio...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 21:30:00 GMT |
Excuse the Pun |
Story about a guy who hates puns. Unfortunately he is constantly, unconsciously making tons of puns. He grows more and more punty as his social circle attracts fans and admirers who think ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 01:31:00 GMT |
Addict (For Drug Professionals) |
Like High Times but a little more versatile. I'm photoshopping the cover right now but the contents would appeal to all walks of an addict's life. Free screen embedded in cover. C...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:20:00 GMT |
Tranny Granny? |
I know what you're thinking, why not just dress up as Grandpa. Duh, Grandpa is still potentially horny and that's pathetic. In order to help the universe recover from all the cocks, inchin...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 02:35:00 GMT |
Credits Longer Than Actual Film |
In the spirit of the barrage of iMovie home videos, a feature length script for the big screen that would have more credits than actual story. Use 90 famous actors to read lines for common ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 23:31:00 GMT |
