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dj3b

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Member Since: 3/14/2007
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Influences: We're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars - Oscar Wilde
Sounds Like: the echo of the big bang, drowning angel farts, hummingbirds on speed, reverse irony, slugfucks in tepid bogs, anything extinct, a bored rabbit, canceled magazine subscriptions, tyranny well-dressed, proboscis arthritis, uncle entropy, auntie particle, Alan Turing's hiccups
Record Label: Prior
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Ch-fucking-ina

China is Brazil.  The film not the country.  I will be posting the synchronicities in screenplay format soon. 
Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 22:59:00 GMT

Yanni Fans

I've always respected the wind-blown hair look, and secretly suspected Yanni of installing fans in his keyboard ensemble.  I want to 2-bird the fans and build them so they can rota...
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 20:06:00 GMT

Anti-Neutron-Bomb

This bomb destroys all inorganic material, leaving a city devoid of buildings and power lines.  Future cities must rebuild AWESOME biospheres to protect themselves.
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 01:33:00 GMT

Unintenional Triple Drug Entendre

We came across a memetic goldmine with the idea of handwriting analysis.  Seriously, youtube it.  This comes from an online dictionary of "graphology" at Handwriting University International...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 23:25:00 GMT

Snowman is the new sideways

The new codeword (hear that?) for falling over is Snowman.  eg: I pulled a real snowman on my scooter and wrecked into a hotdog stand.
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 23:16:00 GMT

Acapella Film Trailer Music

You know a film sucks when the trailer is the best part -- the trailer to another film, that is.  I can't even remember what the title was, but the music was a constant escalation of car explosio...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 21:30:00 GMT

Excuse the Pun

Story about a guy who hates puns.  Unfortunately he is constantly, unconsciously making tons of puns.  He grows more and more punty as his social circle attracts fans and admirers who think ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 01:31:00 GMT

Addict (For Drug Professionals)

Like High Times but a little more versatile. I'm photoshopping the cover right now but the contents would appeal to all walks of an addict's life. Free screen embedded in cover.  C...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:20:00 GMT

Tranny Granny?

I know what you're thinking, why not just dress up as Grandpa.  Duh, Grandpa is still potentially horny and that's pathetic.  In order to help the universe recover from all the cocks, inchin...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 02:35:00 GMT

Credits Longer Than Actual Film

In the spirit of the barrage of iMovie home videos, a feature length script for the big screen that would have more credits than actual story.  Use 90 famous actors to read lines for common ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 23:31:00 GMT