I'm kinda funny looking. Big curly hair in the shade of Fall Sunrise (at least, that's what it says on the bottle) and very expensive glasses. If I was trapped on a desert island my head would turn into a big ball of hair. I used to scrape out a living as an ice sculptor, but not now. Still finding my feet. Oh THERE, they are. Think that sarcasm is the highest form of wit, and a dry, dark, comment is never far away. I translate English for my co-workers and American friends. Sometimes it's knackering. A lot of fuckers will rue the day.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Eddie Izzard, Bill Hicks and John Peel (although I can't see the last two happening anytime soon.)
