You know youre from Winnipeg when... |
You know you're from Winnipeg when...1. "Vacation" means going to Brandon for the weekend. 2. You measure distance in hours. 3. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. 4. You know of se... Posted by on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 16:41:00 GMT |
5th grade morals |
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Have your parents tell you a story with a moral at the end. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. ... Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 20:03:00 GMT |
Only great minds can read this. |
Only great minds can read this. (I had absolutely no problem reading it and I assume you won't either.) Fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe o... Posted by on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 00:29:00 GMT |
FROM PAKISTAN |
This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States and Canada That if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban author... Posted by on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 23:50:00 GMT |
Pot Eating Michigan Cop Won't Be Prosecuted |
Dearborn, MI A pot eating police officer who stole marijuana from criminal suspects, then had his wife bake it into brownies, was allowed to resign from his job instead of facing criminal charg... Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 03:39:00 GMT |
Warming Report to Warn of Coming Drought |
WASHINGTON (AP) - The harmful effects of global warming on daily life are already showing up, and within a couple of decades hundreds of millions of people won't have enough water, top scientists wil... Posted by on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 17:02:00 GMT |
MARRIAGE COUNSELING |
A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage.When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate,painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 yea... Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 05:56:00 GMT |
R.I.P Eric Medlen & Condolences To The John Force Racing Family |
ERIC MEDLEN HOSPITALIZED AFTER TESTING ACCIDENT AT GAINESVILLE RACEWAYMarch 19, 2007 For Immediate ReleaseERIC MEDLEN HOSPITALIZED AFTER TESTING ACCIDENT AT GAINESVILLE RACEWAYGAINESVILLE, Fla. Er... Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 20:03:00 GMT |
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD |
Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others ... Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 02:04:00 GMT |
PET FISH |
A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Georgia recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to... Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 16:38:00 GMT |