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Ryan

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About Me

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It's an interesting life I lead..I have a huge problem comitting to things, returning phone calls, and not spending my money like a Hilton.
I have a tendency to speak without thinking, (Cleo calls it "No Filter")
I believe that if people knew how to drive, the world would be a much happier place...I use my horn ALOT.
I love to laugh...and I usually do so louder than everybody else in the room.
I have no patience, no tolerance and no poker face
I don't like unnecessary touching or people in my personal space
I'm learning the fine art of keeping my mouth shut...it's an uphill battle...
I've yet to find anyone or anything I love more than I love myself..and I'm totally ok with that...
I'm a firm believer that sometimes the most powerful thing to say is nothing at all..
I've learned that not everyone is going to love me or even like me as much as I like myself...I've also learned that I don't really care ;)
"It's hard not to be haunted by our past. Our history is what shapes us. what guides us. Our history resurfaces over and over again. So you have to remember sometimes the most important history is the one we are making today." - Grey's Anatomy
"...Well, here we are at my door again. This was really fun for me and not you. We should pretend like we're going to do it again sometime! Maybe I'll see you at Target a few months from now and we can avoid eye contact because you never called me. Here, have this awkward goodnight kiss that's as empty as my soul. Goodnight!" - "Look at my Striped Shirt-Confessions of the People You Love to Hate
"You want the wisdom to know the difference between what you can and cannot change? Here's step 13...everything disappears. Love, trees, rock, steel, plastic. Human beings. None of us get out alive. Now you can huddle in a group and face it one day at a time, or, you can be grateful that when your body rubs against someone else's, it explodes with enough pleasureto make you forget, even for a second, that you're only a walking pile of ashes. That is the truth. If you're strong, it will make you free..." - NipTuck

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who are entertaining...people who are enlightening...people who like what I like...or people who can teach me to like new things....People who know how to tip...People who don't call me "Ma"...People who are not full of shit...Maybe someone who can wash my dishes, do my laundry and make me a trophy wife....Or, at the very least, Criss Angel. I want to meet him over and over and over...

"After A While" by Veronica A. Shoffstall

After a while you learn
the subtle difference between
holding a hand and chaining a soul
and you learn
that love doesn't mean leaning
and company doesn't always mean security.
And you begin to learn
that kisses aren't contracts
and presents aren't promises
and you begin to accept your defeats
with your head up and your eyes ahead
with the grace of woman, not the grief of a child
and you learn
to build all your roads on today
because tomorrow's ground is
too uncertain for plans
and futures have a way of falling down
in mid-flight.
After a while you learn
that even sunshine burns
if you get too much
so you plant your own garden
and decorate your own soul
instead of waiting for someone
to bring you flowers.
And you learn that you really can endure
you really are strong
you really do have worth
and you learn
and you learn
with every goodbye, you learn...

Movies:

American Beauty, Pay it Forward, The Sixth Sense, Kill Bill I/II, Bar Girls, Wedding Crashers, Old School, Dirty Dancing, A Christmas Story, Office Space, Seven....anything with Vince Vaughn or Kevin Spacey...NAPOLEAN DYNAMITE!!!

Television:

I'm not a huge TV fan....but I do have a sick addiction to any and all cable news channels, Nancy Grace, Court TV, The E! True Hollywood Story, Six Feet Under and of course...The L Word.

Books:

She's Come Undone
I Know This Much is True
Jemima J
American Psycho
Good in Bed
Wifey
Summer Sisters
The Nanny Diaries
The Broke Diaries
Waiting- The True Confessions of a Waitress
Running in Heels
Getting Over It
Day Stripper
Little Earthquakes

Heroes:


Those who sacrifice their lives for others to be free...those who fight the war every day, so that others don't have to...

My Blog

Traveling on the Path

I've said it once...(in fact I've said it many times).. People will always surprise you..(well, anyway, they always surprise me) Sometimes, it's the ones you never expect, that are the ones to pick yo...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 02:26:00 PST

Random

Try as I might..I cannot helped but be surprised by the general population...You crazy kids give me so much to think about. Some words of advice.. 1. The proper response to, "What can I get you?" is&n...
Posted by Ryan on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 01:15:00 PST

Cleansing

Sooo...It's not been a great week. I have to say, last week started off pretty awesome..and ended not so well.. I seem to have forgotten how to drive..No really, ever since my accident,  (Thursda...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 07:57:00 PST

Booty-Licious.

Sooo...I'm leaving for Vegas on Saturday.. Went to the gym for a workout and a quickie weigh-in.. And my butt grew...1/3 of an inch. I run. I run. I run. I cross-train. I stair-master. I run. I cross-...
Posted by Ryan on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 12:07:00 PST

Dreams (Updated)

So, it might have something to do with the 3 Cosmos I drank before bed, but I had some exceptionally weird dreams last night.. 1. I bought a condo and woke up and Erika was having a party while I slep...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 08:08:00 PST

Feelings Aren't Facts

A really smart woman once told me, "Feelings aren't facts" She said this in response to some sort of craziness on my part...but c'est la vie...She was right. Your feelings are your feelings..unavoida...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 28 May 2007 01:01:00 PST

An Inspirational Look at Bars

While I would love to take credit for this blog..I can't. It all started when I ate lunch with Lynn and Jessy today, and Lynn lent me an amazing book. "Look at my Striped Shirt--Confessions of the Peo...
Posted by Ryan on Thu, 03 May 2007 01:40:00 PST

A Message From Sean..

Sooo...My friend Sean sent me this today...angry that I haven't written anything entertaining in the last few weeks..and I thought it was the best thing ever. AND very true to life.. "Ryan, since you ...
Posted by Ryan on Wed, 02 May 2007 07:30:00 PST

Porn.

So my new maid came today...lol...and it was all good. I left for 3 hours to give her time to work...and then I came home..looked around to check out my newly clean apartment... She was sooo thorough...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 03:42:00 PST

One Day

Sooo...People are strange...and the more people I come across, the more I am convinced... I will never figure them out. I studied people and their reactions for 4 years in college...I have a degree i...
Posted by Ryan on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 01:40:00 PST