Dispensation |
The space between the carpet and the floor.
Think about it.
Dream it.
Become the space.
Posted by on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 06:49:00 GMT |
Cubicle Exercise |
It is imperative that all cubicle inhabitants immediately tone. As soon as you finish reading this post, stand up and attempt to touch your nose to the floor without bending your knees. It is permitte...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 20:10:00 GMT |
Cubicle Waste |
The Council has designated certain workers as cubicle waste. If you have been so designated, please implement directive 71 immediately.
Redundancy kits are located in the pantry near the goldenrod cov...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:30:00 GMT |
Office Humor |
Office humor is subject to approval by the Council Elders. Please refrain from cubicle jokery until the appropriate forms have been completed and verified by the Ministry of Comic Activity.
The normal...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 08:39:00 GMT |
New Years Resolution |
For 2007 I will re-dedicate myself to the betterment of my cubicle.
I invite others to join me in the spirit of Kyuborian harmony.
May the new year bring you solitude and distance.
Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 10:13:00 GMT |
ChrisKwanukah |
Hello Fellow Humans,
May you all have a blessed and correct ChrisKwanukah. In this time of seasonal joy wishing, let us not forget the plight of the more fortunate.
Abundance breeds contentment, whic...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 08:35:00 GMT |
Cubicle Humor |
Very little has been written about the dark side of cubicle humor. The psychological impact of cardboard imprisonment is little understood, and often results in awkward efforts at deflection through c...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 08:50:00 GMT |
2006 Gift Shop Book Tour |
Today is the start of The Official Guide to Office Wellness 2006 Gift Shop Book Tour. Bayla is kicking off this annual event in beautiful NW Pennsylvania, with a multi-store blitz on the shores of Lak...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 07:40:00 GMT |
The Official Guide to Office Wellness |
No one was more surprised at the recent turn of events than me. Indications are that further actions will not be met with Council approval, however inisiders reveal that the last inquiry resulted in t...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 08:10:00 GMT |
Wednesday Post |
The Council has announced its decision regarding the Humanification Project. Participants are requested to tune into CB channel 17 at 3am EST on November 31, 2006 for an important announcement.
Static...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:32:00 GMT |
