"would you like to meet my little friend?...dont try to shake his hand he's just pretend....."............................. i would like to meet anyone who would love to fund my increasing alcoholism and the resulting liver transplant...maybe a brewery/distillery owner? also anyone who would like to hire me and give me a job. im available for birthdays, christmas parties and barmitzvahs. id like to meet anyone who appreciates my charming self deprecating remarks. i guess id like to meet God as well but urm as im a saint im sure to meet him sooner or later, might make do with his agent, is that the pope or an angel?... or if none are available then id settle for a brighter version of myself.................."theres nothing in the woodshed...except maybe some wood..."