denise laughs when you fart

About Me

GET CRUNKED UP, PERCOLATE?
I enjoy nothing more than a really good cover. If you can properly cover a song then you are a 10 in my book. &&& I go to Comic-Con proudly and melt at the sight of a TokyoPop sale. &&& I take lazy to a whole new level, don't even try to compete with me. &&& I say dumb things and I don't care because I know I'm smarter than you. &&& I think of bookstores like a grocery store and find it absolutely necessary to go at least once a week. &&& I know what those letters stand for on your Starbucks cup. &&& I'm not sure when it started but I stopped smiling in pictures and now I just growl. &&& I have an affinity for really loud, obnoxious clothing. &&& Really bad television is my passion. &&& I have very few friends that are girls. &&& I say "I love you" about as often as I say "I hate you." Which is a lot. &&& I look just like my mom. And sometimes when we haven't fought in a couple days I really don't mind at all. &&& I can hear a skateboard from a quarter mile away. &&& I always have my cell phone with me. It's practically like my pacemaker. &&& Orange Tic-Tacs are a weakness of mine. I've been known to drop some major gossip when bribed with some. &&& I love learning but I hate school. &&& I SHOW MY AFFECTION THROUGH VERBAL ABUSE. DEAL. &&& I talk a lot. No, I'm serious, it's non-stop. &&& I compulsively wash my face at least three times a day. &&& I think cigarettes are abso-fucking-lutely vile. &&& If I had the chance to reproduce with anyone it would be Bruce Campbell because he is more Jesus than anyone. EVER. &&& I'm a disgrace to the female population. &&& I get tired of people quickly and live for a really good shopping adventure. &&& I spend way too much money on books and vinyl. &&& I love buying things for my friends. &&& I hate when people use the word "good" in the wrong grammatical sense. &&& I do not date anymore. I'm really bad at it and I'd much rather just be friends anyway. Trust me. &&& I think my friends are the greatest bullshitters ever and I love them.
AND TOGETHER WE MAKE LOS QUATRO FANTASTICO
I have the dumbest, raddest, totally GWANN friends ever.
ROCK OUT GIRLS
TRIFECTA
DANCE PARTY USA
You can't keep up with me, but don't worry. No one can.
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My Interests

Music for dancing to. Books that let me escape. Really bad television. The MARVEL Universe, especially X-Men. The Marauders. Theater, musicals, drama in general. Skateboarding/Surfing. ROCK OUT GIRLS. Food. Lots of food. Big city life. Happy times. Pasadena. Filling up notebooks with absolute mindless ramblings and turning it into a masterpiece.

Call it inevitable, call it the doomed fate of love. Call it karmic, fucked up, the dance of wolves. Live it, love it, call it life.

I am easily the most frivolous person you will ever meet.

I can sum myself up in five parts:
1. I eat my feelings. All of them.
2. I love people too much. That's why I'm such a bitch.
3. I do not like to share my friends.
4. I like books more than people. And I like music that makes me feel something.
5. I am fully happy with my life.

My reason for existence is to make the ultimate slammin' dance mix.

I'd like to meet:

People who know how to rock out and love to make asses of themselves.

Anyone who can personify "Waldorf Worldwide" without being a total douche bag.

PS. JOSEPH ESPARZA, if you can read this. Everytime I see Adam West I think of you now. Just thought you should know.

Movies:

SUPERTROOPERS, Romeo + Juliet, Army of Darkness

SNAKES ON A PLANE.

Television:

I am a victim to almost everything on vH1.

HOUSE

Books:

Pride and Prejudice, Dangerous Angels, The Virgin Suicides, The Torn Skirt, The Dharma Bums.

CHUCK KLOSTERMAN

Heroes:

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JOEL MCHALE.
MIKEY DAY.
BRUCE CAMPBELL.
THE SKLAR BROTHERS.
RACH, ADAM, BRET.

My Blog

you've got a lure I can't deny

Haven't been sleeping much the last few nights. I take naps during the day. Things are finally slowing down. I barely finished any of my thoughts the past couple of months. So ...
Posted by denise laughs when you fart on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 02:50:00 PST

I SAID GODDAMN.

I'm thankful for phone calls that last six hours, watching Supernatural in the dark, old jokes with old friends, returning to a place you once called "home", knowing it will never be the same and that...
Posted by denise laughs when you fart on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 08:34:00 PST

why am I so in love with myself?

Another Long One ....BasicsName:Denise Francesca. Age:18 years of age. Birthday:May 02 Girl/Guy:Woman, bitch. Where do you live?:Huntington Beach/Fountain Valley LooksHair color:Dark dark dark brown. ...
Posted by denise laughs when you fart on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 06:40:00 PST

we like to have book adventures.

Michael replaced Kat while she was in Arizona. So we went on the usual ROG adventure or Barnes & Noble / Starbucks. The story of his life. He wrote that book. Well, in theory at least....
Posted by denise laughs when you fart on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

VIRGIN-izing with 10-10

We like to wreck havoc at VIRGIN up until right before they close. Shit. I hope you guys got your tickets. I know I don't want to miss this gun show. I'm pretty sure it was a driving game and th...
Posted by denise laughs when you fart on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my double "M" boys

I really love my boys. The ones whose names start with "M". Correction: both names start with "M".Instead of posting pictures of all my adventures at once I decided that I would post the ones of the 1...
Posted by denise laughs when you fart on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

we are the sex and you are not. DEAL.

CONCLUSION: Outrageous Beauty and Grace are required to be an ROG....
Posted by denise laughs when you fart on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FINFINFIN.

The end begins today.
Posted by denise laughs when you fart on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"the chitter chatter's got me shattered"

I haven't been myself lately. I kind of like it. Don't get me wrong, I miss the old me. But I lost her somewhere between constant disappointment and losing faith in people. It's cool though. She'll co...
Posted by denise laughs when you fart on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"never wanted anything more than you now"

He's in love with me. And it all came out thanks to one of my Uncle's lame jokes. I am in love with him. I should have known that's what has been wrong with me. Why I can't stop being so happy. W...
Posted by denise laughs when you fart on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST