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Swarthy Bastard

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About Me

I have way too many clothes for a straight man. i love my city and get mad at myself when i abbreviate it to just L.A. (it's Los Angeles, damn it!) i've never been offended and so i have probably offended many. I hate when my own race gives me shit for not being "more" mexican, then gets angry when i ask them if they'd like me to paint on a wall or speak with an accent or put a sticker of a bull on the side of my truck. i'd rather be defined by my likes, dislikes, education, ideas, style of dress, smell, music i listen to, the company i keep, how clean my house is, the places i've been, that i call quality films 'films' instead of 'movies', the sins i haven't had the courage to try, the faith i somehow still keep, the things i hold dear or the way i handle myself while inebriated. Don't talk to me about the bible, rather tell me what you have done to make somebody want to write a book about you. I wish i could have met James Cagney and Elvis, just once... i gotta believe I'll meet them in heaven. Mazel Tov
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I want to meet and drink with the tie tying maniac above... he's my kind of sick bastard!

My Blog

Im 80% angel, 10% demon... the rest is hard to explain.

I am taking a few minutes to write anything other than papers on film theory and noncommercial media so as not to slam my head into the wall and enjoy that sweet release of unconsciousness.  I am...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 01:18:00 GMT

Asmuchofanupdatethaticaretogive

i'm way too lazy to change anything on my profile (plus most of it is pure comic genius, and thus: BIBLE), so here is a half-assed effort:I love my dad, my mom, my brothers and their better halves and...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 01:58:00 GMT

Smiles everyone, smiles!

It's 2007.  I switched to tampons for my New Year's resolution and damn it, i'm sticking to them(and it hurts). Watch more movies, eat less cheese. shave more- but not your face. Fear Jeff Lamb.....
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 00:19:00 GMT

NEART

Neart...It's Gaelic for 'strength'.  So here it is.  Summer 2006. i can take pain.  this fucking summer has had me tasting dirt, but i'm ok, i'm learning how to hit back, i'm learn...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 16:08:00 GMT

Siegfried and Jim??

I went to Vegas last week and i didn't even gamble.  i feel like i let everyone down.  i can feel Elvis turning over in his grave, and 'Thunder From Down Under' going to bed without any ass ...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 01:30:00 GMT

22 JACKS sing...

"If I'm gonna sleep tonight, gotta be medicated." 'Medicated' off of "Going North"
Posted by on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 19:25:00 GMT

LEVELLERS sing..

"We'll turn the dust to soil, turn the rust, the hate, back into passion. It's not water into wine, but it's here, and it's happening massive- but passive... Bring the Peace Back"  .......&n...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 21:33:00 GMT