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Im the #1 BEANER!

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About Me


Create your own friendquiz here" / Get Your Own Voice Player ManageGet Your Own! | View SlideshowMy New Love...Ami Amorcitoooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!People make mistakes, people do mistakes, people draw mistakes, say things by mistake...everything is always a mistake, a beautiful mistake...I mistakedly joined match.com in 2005 and met my true true love...I am 24 years old, i am married to the most wonderfully eccentric,funny hottie. I have a beautiful son who is 12 weeks. I am in love with both of my Daves. I Love Bill Miller tea. I wanna marry it and have its babies. I was born in Mexico. I love my heritage. The REAL Mexican heritage. Not chicano, tejano bullshit. I love where i come from. The history that got us here, the history that got me here. I love Mayan cultures. Trying to learn how to speak Nahuatl. Very difficult language to learn. Its a dying language. I Love music. I cant say i love all types. Everyone knows i hate Tejano. I want to buy a ranch someday, maybe a lakehouse. I'd like to act in a movie. Preferably one with Gael Garcia Bernal. That will never happen. I just had a baby so i am trying to get back into shape. I Love to dance, belly dancing is my favorite. I miss my country, my family. I miss those naughty twin boys, Omar and Saul. I am going to start a new addiction, shoes. David loves stilletos. Im gonna buy a ton of them. I love shopping. Spending my husbands money is fun! Right Patty? When Patty comes back we are gonna go shopping all the time! I Love Stuff!!! Lets go spend David and Brians Money!!! : ) I am trying to start my own business. Writing proposals. A contract. We will see where that goes. I wanna make a million dollars before i turn 30. I think i can. No! I will. I love nursing. Elderly people. Lending a helping hand. I want to build a home with habitat for humanity, someday. I love children. Cute ones. There is such a thing as ugly kids. Im still nice to them, and warmly smile at them. If u think im a bitch for saying that, i don't care. Im honest. I am still anemic from having Davey. It is not a good feeling. Frosted flakes are good. I Love the San Antonio Spurs. AND I THINK YOU ARE AN IDIOT IF YOU LIVE IN SAN ANTONIO AND DONT LIKE THE SPURS. GO LIVE IN ANOTHER CITY IF YOU DONT LOVE THE SPURS. I Love my country but i love TEXAS. Go Spurs. All the other teams suck. Im a hardcore Spurs fan. Did i offend you? To bad! Get over it. I hate people who coplain. Go complain to the mirror. No one cares. Everyone just pretends to care. Live great. Be carefree. Make money. Im tired of paying taxes for welfare. Get a fucking job. Might be imposible with 6 kids but go dance on a pole or something. That might be the only thing you are good at. And if no one will hire you, i passed near Roosevelt street the other day and saw "All Nude" sign, im sure they will hire u there. There is desperate men everywhere. I hate men who stare. Men who gawk. Like you've never seen a woman before. If a man stares at me or tries to call me over i always give them the finger. Its fun. David gets mad. If someone asks me for money outside of HEB or Walmart i either tell them "Get a job!" or "Im already paying for your childs medical expenses!" As if government help wasn't enough! They want my nickels and dimes. Id rather make a wish on a wishing well with my nickels and dimes than give them to you. You know what i'd wish for? For you to get a job. Get a job. I just saw a movie. Reversal of Fortune. What would a homless person do if you were to give them 100,000 dollars. It made me sad. He blew it all in 6 months. Sad. Went from buying GPC ciggies to buying Marlboro Reds. I had a tear in my eye. He was given a financial advisor. Still, he blew it. I used to own a catering business with my aunt a while back. Took all of our left over food to the homeless. Many of them would rather have money than food. I gave up on them. I care. Care for the world. I care for the sick. I have no pitty or care for the lazy in this world. Don't have a car? Ride your ass on a bike to work at the all nude strip club. Save and buy a used one. Get your ass off of welfare. Still after giving all these taxes we still owe at the end of the year. Life is but a dream.The End. Go get a life now...

My Interests

I Love books on Chemistry, Physiology, Anthropology, Forensics and Biology. I love watching CrimeScene shows. Autopsy on HBO is a great show. I Love science. The study of organisms and microrganisms. I love reading about the wonders of Bacteria. One of my faves is Acidophillus, it works great on our GI tract. Maintains the function of our intestines. It is a lactic bacteria that are one-celled micro-organisms essential in the digestive tract for performing many functions necessary to promote immunity and proper nutrition. It helps digestion, produces natural antibiotics, manufactures vital nutrients, and regulates elimination. Acidophilus also balances digestion, and is a treatment for diarrhea and constipation. Not all bacteria is bad! Some even saves our lives! I am thinking about getting into pediatrics. My cousin will open her doctors office here next year and i offered my help in opening it and working for her. I'd love that, be my own boss and work there as a CPNP! I also love reading Ernest Hemingway, my favorite is 'A Moveable Feast', first time i read "oysters, with their metallic taste" i had to try them. He never fails to describe how everything tastes. Which is why i am sure he fell to the feet of the 7 deadly sins. Self proclaimed Gluton, who wrote about French Prostitutes in the most lustful of ways. He took his own life...selfishness i assume, but took it. The Science of Psychology calls it Bi-Polar Disorder. A chemical disorder of some sort, too long to get into. I'm not big on psychology. I also love to dance. I can't wait to get into it again, as soon as i am down to my 'normal' weight and size.I Love Davey and David forever!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Girl SpaceAngelina Jolie, Gwen Stefani, Nicholas Sparks, Ernest Hemingway, Pablo Neruda, Sor Juana Ines De La Cruz, My great Great uncle Venustiano Carranza (President of Mexico), My Great Grandmother.... almost all of the meaningful ones are dead though. : /
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Music:

I like a lot of types and styles of music. A lot of it has to do with the aesthetic experience i feel when listening to it. I love belly dancing music, rock en espanol, im starting to like a little country all cus of my hubby.... I don't like TEJANO music, i think it sounds like SHIT. Shakira, LIVE, No Doubt, Evanesence, Coldplay, BJORK, Cibo Matto, India Arie, John Mayer, GunsNRoses, Queen, Jaguares, Cafe Tacuba, Maldita Vecindad (Didn't they Die?), Molotov, Julieta Venegas (sometimes), los fabulosos cadillacs... blah blah...Im very ethnic but i have better taste in music than tejano, for all you retards that assume that all Mexicans listen to that shit. Tejano isnt even Mexican hence the word TEJANO, duh. People are sooooo fucking stupid, yet amusing.MySpace Codes

Movies:

amores perros, bad education, y tu mama tambien, dot the i, hable con ella (talk to her), ever after, the notebook, a walk to remember, message in a bottle. Most of these movies have Gael Garcia Bernal in them, or they are written by Nocholas Sparks. I'm a sappy romantic!

Television:

CSI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SIxxx Feet Under!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sex And The City anything that has to do with private investigation

Books:

True Believer by nicholas sparks. I obviously don't have much time to read now. I am reading a little on sign language for babies. My husband and i will start teaching sign language to Davey as soon as he hits about 5-6 months. We think it's great. Especially since mommy will know sign language.

Heroes:

Jesus CHRIST is my hero!!! My one and only HERO! Oh ya and my mommy... she's been trough a lot and is the strongest person i've ever met. And my husband, he is one of a kind. The perfect man, great husband and father. I love this man.

My Blog

sometimes...

I can't stand myself...                                     not even the sight of me near a mirror...   o...
Posted by Im the #1 BEANER! on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 04:48:00 PST

Wowza extravaganza!!!!!!!!!!! Martha Stewart has nothing on HER!

My parents were out of town today.  We spent the day with my parents-in-law.  I had a wonderful Thanksgiving.  My brother Ramishko and his wife were here with us.  It was beautiful...
Posted by Im the #1 BEANER! on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 08:33:00 PST

This is so worthy of a blog!!!!

I got an email from an old highschool 'friend'.  He/She knows who he/she is.  Sorry if im writing about you here, im sure you won't read this though.  In his/her email she/he says i am ...
Posted by Im the #1 BEANER! on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 03:31:00 PST

2000 years have passed

I have had over 8000 views on my blogs.  I wonder who is reading these meaningless rants of mine.  My mind is blank and full of nothingness today, all i can think of is my toothache.  I...
Posted by Im the #1 BEANER! on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 12:32:00 PST

Mean Girls!

Thanksgiving is this week!  I can't wait.  Have lots of fun with my new family.  My parents will be going out of town, yet again.  I can't make it this time.  I have to take c...
Posted by Im the #1 BEANER! on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 07:17:00 PST

Am I really?

Oh Come on... It was just used for inspiration. It worked! If you think im decietful thats ok.  I went to my weigh in 2 days ago.  I lost 13 lbs in 3 weeks.  SUCKAS!  Bet...
Posted by Im the #1 BEANER! on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:46:00 PST

Full of Surprises...

Those of you who know me know i took a BIG test, might be the biggest of my life.  I passed!  I was the only one who passed.  There were people from Uvalde, Houston and El Paso there wh...
Posted by Im the #1 BEANER! on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:11:00 PST

Cancer

I've been thinking.  Is our shallowness lustfully killing us?  We desire better bodies, better things.  When it comes to our children we'd rather not.  We all know its best to give...
Posted by Im the #1 BEANER! on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 02:00:00 PST

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........

I'm getting  BREAST IMPLANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay ME!  Set for November of Next year...  I may change the date.  Periodically you will see pix of my changing body on here...  I h...
Posted by Im the #1 BEANER! on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 10:18:00 PST

BIG NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TO those of you who care, next year you will be seeing HUGE billboards of my picture all across san antonio.  I got an offer to do some advertising for a company.  I have to talk it over mor...
Posted by Im the #1 BEANER! on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 11:06:00 PST