Fuck the second paragraph |
The ancient ones graveMummuified in only a few daysEtombed by the enslavedsecrets known to whispered soulsDisguised sicknessForbiden wealthIn hiding of fear, death is nearBreath so clear nowVanity and...
Posted by on Sun, 17 May 2009 00:26:00 GMT |
This beautiful thing called pain |
So at the dentist I ask why she keeps washing my mouth out with water? She says," To wash the blood away Ryan can't you taste it?" No. So at the Gym same day for two hours. I walk up to this girl ...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 07:32:00 GMT |
Jock rap |
We want to rip you off and take off all your close. Broken and beaten under oath. Never buy Ho’s . The easter bunny died for my sins. Man I really wanna hook up with twins.&nbs...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 00:31:00 GMT |
Bar-hoppin broke |
The chances of a broad buying drinks at each bar would be slim. The chances I would even drink the drink, zero. So my options are to sit/stand stare for a nice pair of legs. But how ...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 23:34:00 GMT |
Demon Castle |
These two friends saw a jakal as they were speeding down the freeway at 100 mps. In fact it was a shadow. . Both of the men saw this shadow creeping in the same direction they were .. The driver...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 02:37:00 GMT |
Ninja Vanish |
You are the one and only Mr. Shinobi. Your fuel source is soy sauce and you constantly update your webpage. Your neighborhood is safe at night as long as you are around. You're probably off serving t...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 02:26:00 GMT |
Drunken Disorderly Disrespect |
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Posted by on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 02:22:00 GMT |
Paranoia |
Dont fear the dark, if you cant see what's there how the hell you gonna get scared. Now when the lights are on it's time to find your coyote ugly/ fuckin sea donkeys.
Posted by on Wed, 10 Aug 2005 20:15:00 GMT |
