put your balls in my lap |
Last night I went to a Twins game with David, his brother, and his brother's wife. We were up really close, which was cool, until... I had just gotten over the anxiety of being at the metr...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 09:03:00 GMT |
NOW who's in my bed? |
My bed has seen a lot more traffic lately. The only downside is that I'm never in it. My bed is somewhat notorious among my friends as being the most comfortable in the lan...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 16:49:00 GMT |
Dark omen |
When I woke up this morning, the sun was shining and all seemed well. Then I realized I was holding something in my hand. I sat straight up and peered into the eyes of a tarantula! A...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 10:40:00 GMT |
horoscopes are always right |
Today, my horoscope in the Star Tribune said that "someone thinks you're totally hot". Somebody should tell me who this person is. Oh wait, I know! It must refer to the old toothless...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 11:48:00 GMT |
