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Jessica Christ

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About Me

well im 23 and i dont have much going for me right meow... you could say that if they had a "slacker of the year" award id be a nominee if not the winner... i have the strangest crush on patrick from fallout boy, i dont know what it is about him, i mean hes goofy looking as fuck but he has somehow made it into my spank bank... and, lately, i have had a craving for an emo boy... weird... anyways... i dont like dishonest people, annoying people, people who play headgames, etc... i love the ocean but havent been in a while. im pretty laid back for the most part but i do have my moments as does everyone. i cant really think of anything else right now but if you want to know more just im me on aim, s/n is bnybls17... im out...
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Myspace Comments | Myspace Graphics | Myspace SurveysOne day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store. On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the Nursing Home Administrator. "Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?" "Yes," she said. "They're retired prostitutes, and their pension is small, so they're having a yard sale

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

rob dyrdek, the dudes from brokeNCYDE, your moms vagina
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My Blog

i forfeit...

man i cant live like this anymore.  the direction my life has gone in has really taken its toll on me.  there is so much pain that i need to start dealing with instead of burrying it the only way i kn...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Feb 2009 04:05:00 GMT

SO GOD DAMN FUCKING SICK OF BEING LONELY

so i thought i was hitting it off with this dude pretty well (even though he lives 75 miles from me and i know theres no real shot at a relationship there) but then come to find out im pretty much a p...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Dec 2008 22:26:00 GMT

happy birthday mysteria willow star faro...

i miss my fucking daughter so much its almost too painfull to deal with. i want to run away from reality and NEVER EVER return.  sometimes i think that shed be better off without me but then othe...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Nov 2008 14:22:00 GMT

grant me the serenity...

so i fucked up pretty good this time. i got high and continued to get high for a week or so then when i stoped my mother freaked out on me (see when i was high she was telling me how proud of me she w...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 09:19:00 GMT

crazy little thing called love...

just about two and a half months ago i met the most AMAZING man i believe, to ever walk this earth. youre probably thinking im giving him way too much credit, but if you could just see how much he lov...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 20:54:00 GMT

sober...

monday the 21st of april, i got my one month chip which was (and still is) a big deal to me because it took me about 4 months of trying to achieve a full month of real sobriety... im still sober altho...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 16:36:00 GMT

niave

so i was so excited from lastnight until this morning and was hoping for a little more than i got... gullable? easily hurt? expecting something that just isnt what i thought it might be? i dont know.....
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 11:42:00 GMT

no subject line

just when thing start looking up... nope fuck this, i dont even ant to talk about it...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 18:59:00 GMT

there are so many things that i just dont understand...

now if i were to want nothing to do with someone i wouldnt talk to them or im them or anything in that sense- in fact, i would ignore their calls, block them from my buddy list and erase all the chit ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 17:19:00 GMT

there are so many things that i just dont understand...

now if i were to want nothing to do with someone i wouldnt talk to them or im them or anything in that sense- in fact, i would ignore their calls, block them from my buddy list and erase all the chit ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 17:19:00 GMT