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I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy. So if by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly little thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart - then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.
Hello everybody that's decided to take a look at my myspace. I'm Bobby Watson, that's right I'm a character that's referenced in Eugene Ionesco's The Bald Soprano, and though I'm not suppose to give a lot of information out because of interenet predators, I'm going to give out some information that's actually real and not a formulated answer to a quiz that is made to distiguish the uniqueness of one person for the thousands that post it on there myspaces'. If you got that could you explain that to me?
I don't really know how you can limit your interests into a few simple tidbits because what ever interests you should be considered an interest. I like walking, without that function I couldn't get anywhere, yet I'm not going to post that in my 'Interests' section. Hell I even like eating, and I like eating what I want too, but I'm not going to post that. It'll just be a waist of time. So I put down a few because I might as well fill in the box.
Sometimes I get the urge to do a little writing, and sometimes I decide to post them as blogs. My guess is that nobody really cares for them because nobody ever finds them good enought to comment on them so that I know people would actually want to read more however I continue to post stuff anyways. Really I do it to amuse myself I guess.
I'm not much good at anything, though I try. It's better than doing nothing all day.
I've been told that they can't tell if I'm being serious or sarcastic, mostly it's a truthful sort of sarcasm. Where though you don't seem to mean it, you do. It's just sort of a defense.
Top reasons why I've stopped trying to have a religion: Stanley, Louis, Ryan, Jeremy, Marc Anthony, and Tim.
People have told me I'm arrogant, I will not dignify that with a response...screw them.
Obama or McCain? Doesn't matter, at least we'll have a left handed president.
I once had a crush on someone that was taken off the market, well actually recalled.
What's the difference between being gay and playing sports? I mean it's a bunch of men playing with balls and sticks. Their even tackling each other just to see who will finish on top.
People think I'm weird, that's not true,I'm crazy.
God's given me a purpose, only problem is he told me it in Portuguese.
I'm a nudist, I just happen to be on strike right now.People think I'm crazy, that's not true, I'm insane.
I would love to be Lean, Mean, and a Killing Machine. However over this summer I'm just Pudgy, Wudgy, and full of Fudgy.
People think I'm insane, that's not true, I'm a Democrat.
I currently attend CSUN, for those that don't know it means Counter Strike the University, Noob, what can I say, I'm a nerd.
I visited New York for a few days with a friend of mine and his mom and his mom's friend. Long story short, I now have to name one of my children Sam.
I once attacked someone out of blinding rage, it took me a week before I could see again, that's when the swelling finally went down.
I'm religious, so just like everyone else I believe God looks like Eric Clapton (I have a joke about his son but I'm not going to touch it).
I once went cycling downward on a really rough dirt road, however we didn't have bikes.
I once said "What's up?" to a friend of mine, and he said "Ask my girlfriend." So I did and apparently nothing was up.
Have you ever wondered why people would happily eat a hot dog yet question a banana?
While on the table saw I experienced Kick Back, I don't remember much else other than stars.
I once continually stole from a store, I still don't know why it went out of business.
I been called many things, but I've never been called a hippopotamus.
I don't choke that often, but the Lakers seem to do enough of that for me.
Hillary or Obama, it doesn't matter, however Cook or Archuleta, that was impossible to make.
You can hate me but when I become president, guess whose getting toliet duty.
I once shot an M-16 at a target at 300 meters, well at least I'll be able to scare them.
Alright I think you've learned enough about me. Talk to you later.
Top Ten Against Gay Marriage
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans
Please post this in your journal if you are for gay marriage.
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
