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BAGEL of LOVE 2

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About Me

1.) i'm the shit.
2.) i like to be the first person to use the peanut butter.
4.) i love leg warmers and spandex and chances are i'm wearing one or both under my jeans.
5.) i lovelovelove nerds rope. - original, not tropical.
6.) i make the best steak and cheese.
7.) i'm pretty good at rummy and i love to play it.
8.) i LOVE the way it sounds when people lose their voices, but i never lose mine.
9.) i'm a kleptomaniac, but don't worry, i won't steal your stuff.
10.) i love anything with hearts on it. i don't care if you have it, i'll get it anyway.
11.) i hate roller coasters.
12.) i HATE valentine's day.
13.) i love friday the 13ths!
14.) i'm slightly bossy.
15.) i'm not lying when i say i would die without genevieve in my life.
16.) if you're in love, good for you. but i'm not going to believe you if you think *INLOVE* is all one word.
17.) cuddle with me.
18.) tickle me.
19.) hug me.
20.) massage me.
21.) play with my hair.
22.) play games with me and when i win let me brag =).
23.) get me a few croissants from dunkins.
24.) i love it when you call me big poppa.
25.) don't believe me when i say i'm dying my hair blonde, it's not gonna happen.
26.) i am DEFINITELY a sucker for anything acoustic. and drummers.
27.) PIZZA HUT.
28.) don't smoke.
29.) my hands are cold so WARM THEM UP.
30.) my myspace name and pictures are just jokes. i'm not serious with the up down letters or "scene"-ness.
31.) SPOON WITH ME!!
32.) don't be offended by the word cunt, it's sweet.
33.) one time i didn't shave my legs for six months. no lie.
34.) i like to pee with the door open when no one's home.
35.) i will school you in boggle. try me.
36.) myspace is helping to ruin my life. and if you're going to have one, don't make it private. pussies.
37.) i hate american idol and who wants to be a millionaire.
38.) i believe in fate.
39.) i've given up gum for lent since the 7th grade.
40.) i have the best butterfly (sitting position) you will ever see.
41.) i love hollow chocolate, especially hollow easter bunnies.
42.) i have never owned a videogame system in my life, hence i am terrible at video games.
43.) i have a weird thing with achilles tendons. i don't like them.
44.) i don't like horseplay on or around the stairs. ever.
46.) take me to the playground! especially in the rain.
47.) be honest all the time.
48.) i worry. i guess it's one of my best and worst qualities.
49.) people tend to enjoy abusing me.
50.) I LOVE GLUE GUNS!!! pleasssse give me an excuse to use one.
51.) snickers icecream. and when i'm driving but jesse makes me stop at 7-11 unknowingly just so he can buy me one. =)
52.) take me on a gondolla ride and i'll be yours forever!
53.) just buy me a house in italy, preferably venizia.
54.) i really like how people look in plain white t-shirts.
55.) i do not know how to ride a bike and you are not going to teach me.
56.) sometimes i'm real shy.
57.) if you start telling me things about me that you learned from my about me, i'll LOVE it.
58.) i hate it when my shoes squeak.
59.) i hate it when my pants get wet.
60.) tulips are my absolute favorite flower.
61.) i don't like when people say "bye" online, so if i say it it usually means i'm not very happy.
62.) my birthday is my favorite day of the year. june 2nd. don't forget.
63.) christmas is my second favorite.
64.) i do not enjoy sleeping on hardwood floors.
65.) i have a first, second, and third favorite freckle.
66.) uP dOwN lEtTeRs LiKe ThIs ArE nOt CoOl AnYmOrE. aT aLl.
67.) pizza hut, bk lounge, macaroni grill. take me out to eat there and you're golden.
68.) please try your hardest to know the difference between your and you're or you're going to look that much dumber in my eyes.
69.) i really hate when dunkin donuts puts the cream cheese on your bagel for you. a lot.
70.) i hate waiting. do not make me wait.
71.) tangible is my favorite word in the entire english language. use it. figure out what song taught it to me for brownie points.
72.) i have a thing for certain lips.
73.) i love "mad" used as an adjective.
74.) it's my way or go fuck yourself.
75.) play me a song on the acoustic guitar. or the piano.
76.) sometimes i get into very impulsive moods.
77.) i enjoy random text messages and myspace mail.
78.) 98% of the time my underwear matches my outfit, but no one ever sees it.
79.) if you drink and drive, my respect for you will slowly diminish. also if i have to watch you funnel. i don't like watching people funnel much. i'll still be your friend though.
80.) i'm a gossip feind. i LOVE to hear it, but i really don't spread it (most of my friends don't care).
81.) it irks me when people leave up the same away message for days and years. or when it's blank.
82.) ear drops should be considered a form a torture.
83.) SURPRISE ME!!!
84.) i'm a hopeless romantic.
85.) i actually enjoy foot rubs.
86.) "scootch" is a sweet word.
87.) whoever invented "noogies" should get one every day.
88.) why is 88 better than 69? cause you get 8 twice. ;)
89.) i brush my teeth more than the average person... usually at least 3 times a day.
90.) i always wash my hands after i use the bathroom. i kind of get grossed out if people don't.
91.) I LOVE FRESH PINEAPPLE. you don't even understand.
92.) one of my buttcheeks is bigger than the other.
93.) i am the MOST obscene person you will ever meet in your life. college has confirmed it. ask anyone on my floor; all i do is scream obscenities.
94.) i usually forget to paint my thumb nails.
95.) i like it when boys smell good (SUBTLY).
96.) i like when boys can dance. especially if they take actual dance lessons.
97.) i like it when boys can do back flips.
98.) i count things a lot. (i.e. cars parked at a house, kids in a room, etc.)
99.) it REALLY bothers me when stairs in the same building do NOT have the same amount of stairs in each flight.
100.) the only person i know who eats more chocolate than me is PB.
101.) i literally get more wedgies than anyone i have ever met in my life.
102.) i need even amounts of stuff, mostly when i eat. ex: don't give me one M&M, give me two.
103.) i love friday the 13th.
104.) dip is gross.
105.) blowouts are unacceptable.
106.) i am the most jealous person i have ever met.
107.) i've loved and lost and learned from my past. i don't regret it.Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

getting dome.

"While Love is common, true love is rare, and I believe that very few people are fortunate enough to experience it. The roads of regular love are well traveled and their markers are well understood by many-- the mesmerizing attraction, the ideational obsession, the sexual afterglow, the profound self-sacrifice, and the desire to combine DNA. But true love takes its own course through uncharted territory. It has no fences, knows no territories or boundries. It is difficult to define, eludes modern measurement, and seems scientifically woolly. But I know true love exists. I just can't prove it."

I'd like to meet:

people with whom i can enjoy a sincere silence and people who make me laugh so hard i scream and cry.

i don't want to meet people who are jealous of their significant other's best friends or give them ultimatums to choose one or the other. i also do not want to meet anyone who thinks blocking someone on AIM will ACTUALLY solve a problem.
is that too much to ask?
AIM- STFUgirafferty

ashlee simpson (pre-plastic surgery) and christopher ender carrabba.
♥♥♥

^my boiz.


my fuscute over and over again because he's awesome. =) ♥

Music:

g&m acoustics.

Movies:

Super Troopers, A Lot Like Love, Brokeback Mountain, The Phantom of the Opera, I Heart Huckabees, The Good Girl, Cruel Intentions, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Patch Adams...

Television:

House.

Books:

Hairstyles of the Damned, A Child Called It, The Lost Boy, Something Very Sorry, The Catcher in the Rye, My Antonia, The Great Gatsby, The Five People You Meet In Heaven, The Secret Life of Bees, The Bitch Posse, Truth and Beauty.....

Heroes:

coreen knowles, severus snape,

and my marine.

be safe and come home fast.

My Blog

you know how i do.

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Posted by BAGEL of LOVE 2 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST