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Black Dave

Over it.

About Me

Hi. I'm Black Dave and I'm an Asian-fetished pedophile rapist. If you don't believe me, read my blog:
http://blackdave.wordpress.com/
that's all. kthxbai.

My Interests

Skateboarding Music Women Chillin' Guitar Hero Dance Dance Revolution

I'd like to meet:

THE CINDERELLA OF THIS RING:
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Music:

!!! 764-Hero A Silver Mt. Zion ADULT. Air Alicia Keys Aphex Twin The Apples in Stereo The Appleseed Cast The Arcade Fire As I Lay Dying As The World Fades Ashlee Simpson At The Drive-In Atmosphere Beat Happening Beep Beep Belle and Sebastian Between the Buried and Me Big L Björk Black Eyes Blonde Redhead Boards of Canada Brand New Broken Social Scene Built To Spill Caliban Camera Obscura Cat Power Child Rebel Soldier Circle Takes The Square Coheed and Cambria Daft Punk Dance Gavin Dance The Dead Kennedys Death Cab for Cutie Deerhoof Del tha Funky Homosapien Deltron The Devil Wears Prada DJ Shadow Do Make Say Think Drop Dead Gorgeous Durden Emarosa Eminem Enon Enter Shikari Explosions In The Sky The Faint Figurine The Fire The Flood From Autumn to Ashes The Fugees Gang of Four genrevolta The Ghost Inside Glory of This God Is An Astronaut Godspeed You! Black Emperor Gorillaz Gravy Train!!! The Halo Benders HORSE The Band The Hush Sound I Am Robot And Proud I Shot the Duck Hunt Dog iamerror Interpol It Dies Today Jay-Z John Williams Joy Division Justin Timberlake Keyshia Vole The Kills Lali Puna Lauryn Hill Les Savy Fav Le Tigre Life As A Mirage Life Likes Noise Linkin Park Lupe Fiasco M83 Massive Attack Method Man MIA Mike Relm Mobb Deep Modest Mouse Mogwai NaS The New Folder New Order Norma Jean Notorious B.I.G. Oceana On Broken Wings Ophira Peaches Peter, Bjorn and John The Pixies Placebo The Plot to Blow Up the Eiffel Tower Portishead The Postal Service Prayer for Cleansing Protest The Hero Q and Not U Radiohead Ratatat Regina Spektor RJD2 Robin Thicke Robo Reptar Royksopp Rza Saul Williams Saxon Shore Set Fire to Flames Sharks Keep Moving Sigur Ros Skyeatsairplane The Smiths The Sound of Animals Fighting Strip the Colors The Strokes Sublime Thrash Gordon Thursday Trophy Scars Ugly Casanova UnderØath Usher Vanna Vedera We Love To Party The White Stripes Wrap Your Tool The Wu Tang Clan Xiu Xiu The Yeah Yeah Yeahs Zero 7

Movies:

The Butterfly Effect Cruel Intentions Vanilla Sky Napolean Dynamite In Bloom Saw 2 Angels in the Outfield Brink Kids The Devil's Advocate YEAH RIGHT! Buffalo 66 Where the Heart Is Menikmati 300

Television:

Boondocks 7th Heaven The Fairly Oddparents Family Guy Pokèmon Paranoia Agent King of the Hill The Brak Show Rocko's Modern Life The Chapelle Show Sex and the City Maury

Heroes:

You.

My Blog

Ask Me ANYTHING - 2008 Edition

HERE'S THE 2008 VERSION OF YOU ASKING ME ANYTHING YOU WANT.I guess the awesome part is that you can ask ANYTHING you want.I'll give it a twist by saying you can ask as many questions as you want, but ...
Posted by Black Dave on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 05:18:00 PST

So....

...this is like a preblog to what I usually do.Expect a cool ass new one in the next few days.Ummm......if I'm one of the people you keep up with on status updates, comment this blog and maybe I'll te...
Posted by Black Dave on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:44:00 PST

Then and Now

Then: 1. In 4th grade, I moved to Jacksonville, Florida. The kids in the neighborhood and myself were tight as fuck. 2. In 5th grade. I was put into the gifted and talented program because of ho...
Posted by Black Dave on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 09:28:00 PST

How Good Of A Friend...

This one should be sort of good. Its just a few questions. 1. On a scale of 1 to 10, how good of a friends are we. Why do you say that? 2. On a scale of 1 to 10, how good of a friend am I to y...
Posted by Black Dave on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 06:27:00 PST

New Years Resolutions/Goals for ’08

Here's some of  my goals for '08. The first 25 is technically my NYResolution list. Anything after that are some more goals that I'll continue to set and other things like that.1. Be more social....
Posted by Black Dave on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 09:18:00 PST

Likely Advice Used to Garner Happiness by Charles Nguyen

Likely Advice Used to Garner Happiness by Charles Nguyen: 1) It's impossible to be 'best friends' with someone you are attracted to. No exceptions. 2) Life is but a constant race to see who is bett...
Posted by Black Dave on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:03:00 PST

Good Things Come In Pairs

Basically, you do, then I do.1. Name 2 things you like about mea)b)2. Name 2 things you don't like about me.a)b)3. Name 2 things you think I'm good at.a)b)4. Name 2 things you think I'm bad at.a)b)5. ...
Posted by Black Dave on Tue, 01 May 2007 01:26:00 PST

Girlfriend Application

1. Your Name:2. Age:3. Fave Color:4. Are you a virgin?5. Are we friends?6. Do you have a crush on me?7. Would you kiss me?8. ...with tongue?9. Would you enjoy it?10. Would you ever ask me out?11.Would...
Posted by Black Dave on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 08:07:00 PST

Let's Tell Each Other's Futures

Okay. This one is easy.This is gonna be a "where do you see black dave in 5 years: q&a.Then I'll answer it about you.-----------------------------------In 5 years:1. What kind of job do you think ...
Posted by Black Dave on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 07:58:00 PST

Do You...?

Alright, here's another one. I made a little quiz thing. Answer the questions and I'll do the same for you. Also, at the end of it...add 3 more questions like mine, and I'll answer them.Do you think I...
Posted by Black Dave on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 09:57:00 PST