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About Me

Eat, sleep, fuck and flee; in four words, that's me.I drink too much and smoke too fast and this city's cleared my innocence and I'm so sorry, but not really. I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios.

My Interests

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TiMmErS, tHe CoOlEsT cAt EvEr!

FuCkIn JoSh! He'S tHe GrEaTeSt..

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My Blog

Semester Grades

First Semester:Human Anatomy & Physiology I and Lab: C  (Boo for missing a week of class)English Composition: ACollege Mathematics: BBasic Laboratory Technician: BPhlebotomy Technician & CPR: BIntrodu...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 03:31:00 GMT

Strange Dream

So I had an interesting dream tonight.  I dreamt I was standing in an operating room and I wasn't part of the staff and I don't think anyone could see me. So I was more of a spectral visitor I gu...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 11:10:00 GMT

The Pre-Booty Call Agreement.

This Agreement shall cover the following rules and principles for the Participant: 1. No sleeping over!! Unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except...
Posted by on Mon, 30 May 2005 19:20:00 GMT

My Penis

Critics are giving My Penis "Four Stars." Debbie in the mailroom calls it a "thrilling ride," with a "surprise ending" that will leave you breathless.
Posted by on Mon, 14 Feb 2005 20:04:00 GMT