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angie

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About Me

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My Interests

Playing the recorder, listening to music with headphones, wiffleball, pretending, LeBron James, bank tubes, daryl hall's falsetto, dinosaurs, co-signing files, recreational eating, sweatsuits, lightning striking something and turning it magic, Uriah Heep album covers, ancient and modern history, traveling through time on rollerblades

I'd like to meet:

one hobo (must know magic).and someone who can get all my wiffleballs down off the roof of the kent stage. I was gonna ask Lisa Loeb but then I got too shy.

Music:

Schizophrenic Manatee, Wolf Beret, Patrick Swayze on a Trampoline, Metallic Sandstorm, Brakey McBrakerson and the Slowest Turners In The World, Shitty Dolphin Weed Smokin Bowls, and other fake bands. I can make you a mix tape if you want, or a mix cd or a mix answering machine tape. and it will have those bands on it and you will be like, "this isnt Wizard Boner, this is "dirty work" by Steely Dan" and I will be like you're trippin. Steely Dan just covered it off of those guys. I also like songs about pizza and songs about going to space. img src="http://www.musicobsession.com/Pictures/h/a/hallandoates 108760.jpg"/

Movies:

Bottle Rocket, Project X, Xanadu

Television:

Just Sayin'

Books:

First Line: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha," he thought.

Heroes:

the 4-year-old version of my brother + J. Geils Band tape

My Blog

Jurassic Park 5

Jurassic Park 5Opening Scene: a trash-covered pterodactyl kills a businesswoman. It has crap leaking out of its eyes and its mouth is glowing. Then more pterodactyls kill some more people but no one ...
Posted by angie on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:01:00 PST

Jurassic Park 4

Opening scene: A lone pterodactyl soars over the ocean and you see it fly to New York City. Then it dive-bombs a baby. The baby is OK but a little bit freaked out. Cut to a business meeting about dino...
Posted by angie on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 08:59:00 PST

yardsale weekend extravaganza pics

for the full unabridged collection:http://s2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/chicletmachin e/yardsale07/...
Posted by angie on Thu, 31 May 2007 07:34:00 PST

Videogames I Have Beat

Commander Keen 1Commander Keen 2Commander keen 4Duke Nukem 1Duke Nukem 3LemmingsWolfenstein 1Kings Quest ? (I honestly don't remember if I beat this or not. I think I got to the part where he finds th...
Posted by angie on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:25:00 PST

Businesswoman Diaries: 2

Hi friends. Issue 2 of my tiny zine has been done for a while. I finally got around to making copies of it and now it shall be dispersed to the nation. If you would like one, plase let me know + give ...
Posted by angie on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 08:36:00 PST

My Thoughts on Fresca

I think it's about time that somebody lobby to put Fresca in the dictionary. I'm so sick of Word spell-checker acting like its some kind of sin to type the word Fresca. No, I did not mean to type "Fr...
Posted by angie on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:17:00 PST

china reportedly has "more pandas than they can handle"

classic case of a cute problem. i give it 4 stars....
Posted by angie on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 10:57:00 PST

hamburglar sheets

As many of you already know, I am the new owner of hamburglar sheets. So, if any of you want to come over and look at them or lay on them (3 minute limit), just let me know. and just to anticipate wha...
Posted by angie on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 08:09:00 PST

'zine

Hi friends: There is a new zine comin' to your town and I made it and you should read it. It is called Businesswoman Diaries and it is small and it is free. Just tell me if you want one and I'll send ...
Posted by angie on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 09:57:00 PST

New Animal

There is a new animal that I invented in my dream. It is a cat with an owl face. His front legs can turn into mini wings when he wants them to. everyone in the dream was really impressed with this ani...
Posted by angie on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 03:05:00 PST