Things aren't as pretty on the inside...
None of you.
anything good.
Anything by: George A. Romero, Dario Argento, Lucio Fulci (even the bad ones), Quentin Tarentino, Monty Python, Tim Burton, Sam Raimi, Takashi Miike, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, David Cronenburg, Eli Roth.
Anything with: Bruce Campbell, Johnny Depp, John Leguizamo, Matthew Lillard, Gene Wilder
More specific: Ju-on, The Grudge, Clerks, RE-ANIMATOR (all of them), Interview with the Vampire, X-Men 1&2, Shaun of the Dead, 28 Days Later, Trainspotting, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Sin City, Alice in Wonderland, Pirates of the Carribean, House of 1000 Corpses, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Fight Club, The Ring, Sleeping Beauty, Waxwork, Tank Girl, SLC Punk, American Psycho, Road Warrior, Unbreakable, Suicide, Saw, A Nightmare on Elm Street (whole series), The Ammityville Horror (new), Jackass the Movie, The Matrix (only the first one), Assault on Precint 13 (original and new), Requiem for a Dream, Young Frankenstien, May, Love Object, Dead Birds, Dead Alive, Seven, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (old), Titus, Spirited Away, Aladdin, The Happiness of the Katakuris, Strangeland, The Wizard of Oz, The Emperor's New Groove, Anniversary Party, Sleepy Hollow, The Crow, Max, DAGON, Society, Roger and Me, Bowling for Columbine, Farenheit 9/11, A Clockwork Orange, Bad Taste, Dawn of the Dead (2004), True Romance, Ed Gein, American History X, Dog Soldiers, Nightmare City, Cannibal Holocaust (although I'll probably never watch it again), Cannibal Ferrox, Demons, Macabre, Party Monster, Hellraiser (first two), Cabin Fever, Drop Dead Fred, From Dusk 'till Dawn, The Exorcist, The People under the Stairs, Videodrome, Shock Waves, Shindler's List, The Toxic Avenger, Citizen Toxie, Dellamorte Dellamore, Nowhere, Creepshow, Creepshow 2, Doom Generation, Dead Man, Once upon a time in Mexico, The Pest, Scarlet Diva, Vanilla Sky, The Fly (Jeff Goldblum), The Joy Luck Club, Pet Semetary, Rock n' Roll High School, But I'm a Cheerleader, Wild Zero (rip Bass Wolf), Huroku the Goblin, Junk, Entrails of a Virgin, Entrails of a Beautiful Woman (even though they're practically porn), Ichi the Killer, Anchorman, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Lost in Translation, Legend, The Little Mermaid, The Filth and the Fury, The Puppet Master, An American Werewolf in London, Sid and Nancy, Child's Play, Blade, Dangerous Seductress, Zombie Holocaust, Return of the Living Dead (grudgingly), Freddy vs Jason, The Eye, 12 Monkeys, Thriller: A Cruel Picture, Dark City, L.I.E., The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Slaughterhouse Five, Bridget Jone's Diary, Kensey, Love Actually, Bruce Almighty, The Thing, They Live, Prince of Darkness, Kindergarten Cop, Back to the Future, Willow, Hero, Princess Mononoke, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Wild at Heart, Dark Cravings, The House by the Cemetary, Coffee and Cigarettes, Run Ronnie Run, Flesheater, Blade Runner, Ms. 45, C.H.U.D., Ninja Scroll, Lost Highway, The Dentist, Two Evil Eyes, Evil Dead Trap, Maniac, Deathdream, Into the Woods, Parents, The Day the Earth stood still, The Day After, Alien, Bubba Ho-Tep, Monster Dog (haha Alice Cooper...), Midnight Express, Organ, Enter the Dragon, Return of the Dragon, Celebrity, Living Hell, Wet Hot American Summer, Uzamaki, The Living Dead Girl, Shock Treatment, Peter Pan, Fantasia, Fantasia 2000, The Stink of Flesh, SUPER TROOPERS, IT, Pi, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Devil's Rejects, Cat Soup, James and the Giant Peach, Christine, Nightbreed, The Man with the Screaming Brain, The Animatrix, Ninja Wars, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Suicide Club, Street Trash, The Devil's Advocate, Hostel, Versus, Saw 2, I ♥ Huckabees, Slither, Dead and Breakfast, Mirrormask, Clerks 2, Ken Park, Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Begining, The Decent, 300, Grindhouse...
COPS, Masters of Horror, Pee Wee's Playhouse, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, Cheaters, Cowboy Bebop, Arrested Development, WONDERSHOZEN, Robot Chicken, METALOCALYPSE, The Sopranos, I love New York, Moral Orel
yes.
Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Toki Wartooth, William Murderface, Pickles the Drummer, Nathan Explosion