My name is Arsham Hadoukadoukian. I am 29. I am living in Glendale, California with my mother, father, four brothers, seven sisters, grandparents and my dog Turk, whom we are spitting on and beating with sandals.
I am driving BMW 3 Series very fast through residential neighborhoods, revving motor and blasting Akon out of big speakers. This making woman excited, yes?
I work at father's insurance company, where I am assisting in paperworking, doing push up and buying the gaudy cufflinks on the eBay.
Likes: Armenian woman, Zankou Chicken, bathing in Aqua DiGio, ribbed shirts, spending money that I could be saving to move out of my parent's house on drinking the Grey Geese at SideBar.
Dislikes: Turkish people, Persians, white people who hit on Armenian woman, white people, people who aren't Armenian, people who are Armenian, speaking English, manscaping, driving courteously.
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