OKAY!!! This time, I have a fool proof reason! |
If I continue smoking, I'll get one of those cool little talk box thingys! You know, the ones that you stick in a hole in your throat, and they make you sound like a robot! Those would be ...
Posted by Jimmy on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 11:12:00 PST |
Since my first reason APPARENTLY wasn’t good enough... |
I've decided that I smoke because flicking the ashes is fun.If you can show me an regular activity that can be done often and in public that is more fun than flicking the ashes off of a cigarette, I'l...
Posted by Jimmy on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 11:28:00 PST |
I finally have a (good) reason for smoking. |
I've been a smoker for about four years now (and my lungs still work surprisingly well, despite my inability to run). And, of course, as all of us who use are ability of choice to our advantage,...
Posted by Jimmy on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 01:00:00 PST |
Coming of age. |
So, I've been 18 for about 40 minutes now, and I've already had an adventure.First off, I finally come upon a turning point in my life, a point that only comes around ONCE in my entire lifetime, a mom...
Posted by Jimmy on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:50:00 PST |
My proposition to better America. |
I think we should make coffee illegal.It makes sense. It's a mind altering substance with high potential for abuse. It's highly addictive, shows signs of withdrawal, and causes severe dama...
Posted by Jimmy on Fri, 16 May 2008 06:46:00 PST |
Wikipedia: the non-existent god’s gift to humanity. |
I finally came to terms with something today. I realize why teachers hate Wikipedia so damn much.It makes learning way too fucking easy.I had a project in which I had to look up a specific inter...
Posted by Jimmy on Wed, 14 May 2008 09:24:00 PST |
Minor thoughts on drugs and legal shit pt. 2 |
The chemical in marijuana that gets you high is THC. I'm sure most of you already know that.The reason why marijuana is illegal is ONLY because it contains THC. You can actually buy mariju...
Posted by Jimmy on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 12:14:00 PST |
Minor thoughts on drugs and legal shit. |
I know this might come as a huge shock to most of you, but I am very much against the War on Drugs.That doesn't necessarily mean I'm pro-drug; I know a lot of people abuse them. And those people...
Posted by Jimmy on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:28:00 PST |
My decision involving the election. |
I’m not partaking in the election. At all.I hear all that bullshit about my right to vote, and how I should use it simply because I have it. If that’s you’re view on it, that’s...
Posted by Jimmy on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:14:00 PST |
Blacks: A Seperate Species? |
Why is it that porn sites ONLY refer to black cock as "big black cock" when the cock is going to fuck a white girl (or guy)?I have yet to see a porn site that says "Ebony chick gets fucked by big blac...
Posted by Jimmy on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 07:49:00 PST |
