your sister, a real cave-man, Beavis and/or ButtHead, your mother, a baseball player who has never taken steroids, A 300-pound woman who doesn't fart or burp, your grandmother, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Charlie Hodge, Captain Kangaroo, your unborn children, Mr. T, Pee-Wee Herman, A homosexual OB/GYN doctor, Leon Hot Pocket, The Namibian Bushmen, Survivors of 9/11, President Bush, The Super-Rich Oil Barons, Ahmadinejad, Al-Quaeda, Warren Buffett, Jimmy Buffett, Bob Marley, Tigger, your Aunt Judith, Natalie Portman, The man who invented the Birth Control Pill, the first man to ever successfully smoke a cannabis plant, anybody who has ever pooped on their own weiner, R. Kelly, Gary Busey, Kobe Bryant, Horatio Cain, my butthole........no, wait. I already mentioned your mother.