ranking words |
As most of you know, my favorite words in the English language are "sassafras" and "eucalyptus." (In honor of the late great Milwaukee jazz DJ Ron Kusner "close your eyes and say it. go ahead. no o...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jan 2009 17:48:00 GMT |
if the ship were sinking i’d be a goddamned genius |
but alas i tied the knot in my lounging pants. i had to use a pliers to untie the knot. it was one helluva knot.
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 04:38:00 GMT |
the cocaine quote everyone is talking about. |
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i am neither condoning nor passing judgement on the use of illicit drugs for recreational purposes.
this has been floating around the interweb:
"If you snort a gram of cocaine, you are d...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 22:52:00 GMT |
i’m in the wrong business aka how is there another mummy movie? |
who the hell goes to see these mummy movies? i mean, sure they did way too many of them, and who can resist "stupid premise part IV, holy shit we're getting funding for this"
but it's BRE...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:40:00 GMT |
the knitting factory |
i keep seeing these bulletins about how we need to save the knitting factory, and yes, the city is in the wrong. so maybe on general principle this should worry me. and if it was happening...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 18:45:00 GMT |
buh bye. |
two weeks ago i opened the news to see tim russert died.
last week it was george carlin.
so i thought, i don't even want to look at the news this week. HOW WRONG I WAS!
today senator jesse helms...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 12:58:00 GMT |
RIP |
After 17 years of asking politicians to explain why they were saying the exact opposite of the quote he held in his hand, Tim Russert passed away this morning. The "Meet the Press" host was one ...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 22:44:00 GMT |
top ten books |
So thanks to my friends at Disinformation it has been brought to my attention that the people who respond to the Harris Poll either have terrible taste or are simply ignorant of such things as books....
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 01:24:00 GMT |
defending a great ladys honour |
This was originally a response to someone else's blog, but it seems that it didn't stick for some reason. I use shitspace enough to save all of my work before pressing any buttons, so I saved th...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:36:00 GMT |
unfortunately this is real |
This will only take about ten minutes of your time, and it is something that everyone needs to hear. Remember that these things are all done in the name of fighting terror.
You are 1.8 ti...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:25:00 GMT |
