I'd like to meet:
You
Music:
Mostly Rock and Alternative... but really, pretty much anything except Country.
Movies:
300, Anchorman, Office Space, 40 Year-Old Virgin, Napoleon Dynamite, Little Miss Sunshine, Jackass 1 & 2, Borat, Dodgeball, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings... Mostly Action and Comedy.
Television:
Family Guy, Heroes, LOST, The Office, Futurama, Simpsons, Seinfeld, American Dad, Scrubs, King of Queens, Comedy Central Presents, Dane Cook, Jim Gaffigan, Demetri Martin, SNL.
Books:
Harry Potter's pretty sick.
Heroes:
God