Single Beige Female

A full-time human being who frequently moonlights as the sublunar alter ego of her extraterrestrial soul sister, Micropixie .

So, are you Single?
Marital/relationship status has nothing to do with it: we came into this world on our own, and we'll have no choice but to leave on our own. Accepting and enjoying one's inherent aloneness in between those two landmark events is liberating and empowering.

But you're not Beige?!
As a colour, Beige is conceptually innocuous. It has the added advantage of being phonetically-pleasing as a word. I am in fact several shades of Beige ranging from light to very dark depending on what part of my body you take a peek at.

Hmmmn, so are you at least Female?
Hang on, let me take a peek at a part of my body.... Yes, most definitely!

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