Dude, Where's My Orgasm? |
I just have to say...that the orgasm game is the best ever. Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 20:55:00 GMT |
You just had to put it in my head... |
Why do I keep looking at his page? Posted by on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 20:19:00 GMT |
Obsession Starts with Distraction. And BAD Ideas! |
Why am I always so obsessed with things?
I'm like someone who is in love with a leaf. Then all of a sudden I see a rock.
Me: Ooooh! A rock!!!
So I drop the leaf, pick up the rock, and promptly fall in... Posted by on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 20:17:00 GMT |
Saturdays + Finding Things |
We lost my baby video. It was cute. Me at 1, me at 4, me at 9, and little bits of stuff in between. Alas, no one shall see my naked baby ass until we clean out our storage unit...
On a happy note, I f... Posted by on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 14:33:00 GMT |
Immaculate Suicide |
Why do I always make mistakes?
I want to slowly waste away into the earth. Posted by on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 17:34:00 GMT |
Pah |
Yeah. fucking whatever. i'm so sick of friends who think they know everything and hold themselves so high and mighty.
As a rule, friends are just supposed to listen and agree. Or disagree softly. Advi... Posted by on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 16:48:00 GMT |
Hopelessly Romantic |
As of now...my love life is basically non-existant. I mean, yes, I have standing plans to elope in three years with a crazy internet friend. But knowing me, three years will go by and I'll have c... Posted by on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 18:37:00 GMT |
I think... |
I need to change. Posted by on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 11:36:00 GMT |
Why? |
Amazingly, Ive managed.
To look forward.
To make new.
New from nothing.
Ive managed to change.
Moderately experience life.
Find and lose hope in a few badly dealt hands.
Look at me, da... Posted by on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 20:22:00 GMT |
A question without an answer...or so it seems. |
It's amazing how many ups and downs I'm feeling at this point in time. I mean, I've got to be somewhat boring becuase I just ramble on about the meaningless blot of nothingness that is me...for that, ... Posted by on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 17:58:00 GMT |