Ian Philips

Look, Ma, I kin draw!

(Above) The innards of my new book: The Rapture for Big Sinners: 66 + 6 Things to Do Before and After the Righteous Lift Off

(Below) Me and My Monkey

Hi, my name is Ian Philips and you may remember me from such ready-to-burn queer literotica classics like See Dick Deconstruct: Literotica for the Satirically Bent and Satyriasis.

Don't feel bad if you were stumped on how to pronounce that second title; everybody is. Either Say-tur-rye-a-sus or Sa-ta-rye-a-sus works for me. And I've learned my lesson about titling a book no one can pronounce: don't.)

If you'd like sample a bit of my "cooking," then feel free to jump through the looking glass and visit my website: www.ianphilips.com .
You may also remember me as the Editor in Chief of Suspect Thoughts Press .

You may actually be one of our brilliant authors and know me just as Mama Bear or Mrs. Wharton.
Then again, you may know me as Stewie to Felix Rumpus' Brian.

I'm that and then some. And I'll answer to any of those names--even the name I was born with: Robbie Goble. But I do have a pretty strick "Robbie Rule": if you knew me as Robbie back in Tulsa, Oklahoma or anywhere else before 1991 (Earlham College, St. John's College, Holland Hall), by all means feel free to call me Robbie. If not, Ian or Mama Bear or Mrs. Wharton will do just fine.
(Yup, the top photo is me with an enormous carved statue of Bigfoot outside the Bigfoot Museum in Willow Creek, CA--yes, I'm a huge cryptozoology freak. Of course, Greg and I didn't know it was closed in the winter--but we still got to take an incredible trip through the mountains of Northern California.)