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pirate hooker

I am here for Friends

About Me

i am far from tall. but on a serious note, my wife and i had our daughter on august 9th, 2007.

My Interests

i love lamp.

I'd like to meet:

i'd like to meet micheal moore. just so i could punch him in the face, wrap him in a communist soviet flag, and burn him at the stake.and i'd also like to meet ... your mom.

Music:

metal

Television:

south park and the history channel do it for me

Books:

been reading robert jordan, terry goodkind, kate elliot, jaqueline carey, david eddings, and r. a. salvatore. oops, i'm a fucking dork.

Heroes:

brad pitt is the man, i'm not gay, but i'd do him... and batman is the sweetest super hero ever because he has no real powers, but still whoops some ass

My Blog

my baby girl

my daughter madison nicole all dressed up at two days....
Posted by pirate hooker on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 10:59:00 PST

random nonsense.

i was told my profile was a little bla.  so now i have a blog.  weeeee.  garble nuts.
Posted by pirate hooker on Sat, 20 May 2006 10:01:00 PST