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About Me

MC COOL WHIP is a man who just likes to have fun while working his way around a microphone. It all started as an inside joke because many kids in high school were producing really poorly made rap cds about gangster things, but they live in a Middle Class Society. From that day he vowed to rap about songs and show that a nerd can have sweet flow and rap about things that are true about him. MC did not actually start writing until he found out that he was on the verge of failing his chemistry class. The teacher instructed them that they could make things about Moles. So COOL WHIP took this opportunity and made a mole rap, only about 25 people ever heard this song, and thats probably a good thing. He really doesn't like to talk about that song because it flat out sucked hard, but at the same time helped him pass his class. That pretty much jump started his career. After that he made RL Lemonheads, a song that had no topic whatsoever. He produced it on Acid Pro and it sounded shitty. He noticed that all of his material that he wrote turned out to be very random and no point at all. Then he made Fluffy Awesome Train Rides, a song that actually had a topic, and that topic was Helen Keller. MC COOL WHIP likes to do more random songs than ones with actual topics mainly because he likes more freedom to rap. He also sounds so much better live, and he still cannot figure out why.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/12/2007
Band Website: mccoolwhip.com
Band Members:
Kyle Wertz-Rapping, Comedy, Self esteem Issues.
Terrance-Laptop, Beat Provider, Verbally Abusive.
Influences:
Sounds Like: Broken glass in a dryer, or in other words, pure amazingness.
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

ALBUM UPDATE NEWS

let me start out by showing you what the cover looks like:Anyways back to business....The album itself is in the recording process. Which in non-music terms means it is me crying in my room trying to ...
Posted by MC COOL WHIP on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 03:42:00 PST

NEOVGCON/ THE COCAINE HEIST

Alright so anyone who is reading this should know by now that I am a huge nerd and I love to play video games, and I am pretty good at them. (hence the fact that I cannot get a girl...
Posted by MC COOL WHIP on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 11:05:00 PST

You know when you are a nerd when...

You get excited that your place of employment (Best Buy) finally gets a laptop with over 2gbs of memory. IT HAS 3 PEOPLE!also....i had too much caffiene today.
Posted by MC COOL WHIP on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 09:44:00 PST

Regarding November 3rd Gig.

Ok so I have 3 weeks till my next gig. Which is at peabody's. I am super pumped, I even headbutted my sister's dog twice when I heard the good news. So I decided to actually maybe have something to se...
Posted by MC COOL WHIP on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 12:36:00 PST

The boy with the golden Zune. (A.K.A. Performance at the Hi-Fi Club)

Yesterday was my first concert. It was good. I'll recap: Arrived at 1 like I was supposed to, then the booker came up and said that the show isn't until 4 so I have to come back at 3...
Posted by MC COOL WHIP on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 03:35:00 PST

I'm in ur courts getting sum fines.

First off I love our government.Oh and I like Lil Bush it was amazing, for those who didn't see it you must, most people wouldn't understand most of the jokes, regardless it was funny.So I had to appe...
Posted by MC COOL WHIP on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 08:22:00 PST

Matts Interview

Matt did an interview about me. Here it is. The Life of MC Cool Whip I consider myself to be alienated from my generation. I do not understand their taste in the 'gangsta' lifesty...
Posted by MC COOL WHIP on Wed, 23 May 2007 07:17:00 PST

Groovy

I rapped on a Ventrillo server yesterday while Dan was playing his guitar in LOTRO and I feel uber sweet. Whoever was there ( probably like 3 people) got to hear some of my new song, so be jealous of ...
Posted by MC COOL WHIP on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 03:51:00 PST

Wow...

Its like 4:00 in the morning and ive been staying up this late since thursday, I should really get something done but all I've been doing is leveling up my hobbit dicgosinya, and ripping it up on guit...
Posted by MC COOL WHIP on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 12:58:00 PST