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Greetings Citizens!
We are living in the age, in which the pursuit of all values other than, Money, Success, Fame, Glamour has either been discredited or destroyed!
Money, Success, Fame, Glamour for we are living in the age of the thing!!!!
Why don’t we start at the beginning, a very good place to start. . .
What Do You Do???
. . . We Don’t Do!
. . . We Jus Are!!!
What About For Work??
. . .It Takes A Lot Of Work To Look This Fabulous!
We think its so important to begin with a bang . . .
Wouldn’t your agree???
Let them no something horrible is about to happen!
For all those people with the usual stories .. Felt different, didn’t really fit in this page is for u . . .
Ok so we have decided to set up this page as a bit of a laugh an to pay homage to the amazing true life tales of the late 80’s, early 90’s, Club Kids Of New York!!! We like to loosely base our nights out on the same sort of ideas … looking fabulous, partying hard an dancing like no one is watching!!!
The Club kids consist of only 5 members at the mo . . .
There did used 2 be a whole lot more of us but due to university, college, bf or gf issues an other petty, lame excuses the others jus couldn’t keep up an dramatically fell off the band wagon . . . We pity them!!
You can usually catch us at weekend ends in any of the following locations .....
Cardiff, Newport, Bargoed, Bristol, Treforest & on the odd occation we do make an appearance in Deri lol!
The Club Kids consist of the following members an we are all unique an special in our own little ways . . .
We are looking to expand our members an reach out to a whole new league of good time people an party go’rs! So If u feel like u have anything in common with us, add us . . . An lets make this huge . . . Lets create a whole new generation of CLUB KIDS!!!!!!
Any age, any religion, any sex, any sexual prefferrance (or no sexual prefferance is always good), its doesn’t matter how u look, what you are, how your dress (as long as your oozing fabulousness)!!!!
You can be part of this 2!!!!
All about self expression! An being who you want to be . . . Not following the "Norm"! Not letting people tell you who or what you should be!!! Like James St James, the original club kid once said . . .
"If u Feel like a Troll ... dress like one . . .!!! & what better way to draw attention to oneself than to wear a dress soaked with fake blood"
Ok so our Club Kids consist of Leon, Tiley, Ritchard, Martin & Caz!!!
LEON -
The Glamour Technician amongst us . . . He always looks Fabulous an does his hardest to make everyone else look fabulous around him! In a previous life he was once a hair dresser but now spends all of his time getting ready to go out! Although Leon is not the biggest drinker of the club, he has no problem is drinking excessive amounts of WKD, an smoking way toooo many cigarettes!
TILEY -
Probably the biggest drinker in the club, was once spotted downing a whole empty flower vase filled with booze in one go....! & can down a drink at the speed of light lol! She is renowned for her dress sense an is never seen without either a tie or a scarf attached to her neck!!! When we travel . . . We travel in her auto mobile which is called Jake!
RITCHARD -
This member is known best for his outrageous sense of style an is always willing to try knew things, if that means goin out with a face full of glitter this lad is for u! …. he likes nothing better than shaking his thing on the dance floor an getting extremely drunk . . . If u ever happen to see ritch out …. Do not approach unless u have a large vodka to offer in exchange for his conversation . . . WARNING . . . Can be very Feisty!!!!!!!
MARTIN -
The eldest of the Club kids, but don’t let that put u off! Also the most classiest our of us, loves nothing better than getting his lips around a nice big . . . Glass of wine! Is also a killer mover when it comes to the dance floor! He has a darker side though . . . An is not to be messed with! Is also an outrageous dresser an if u need any form of fashion advice . . . This is the lasd for u!
CAZ -
Her Hair style represents her person completely . . . The blond bombshell with a flash of darkness when needed! The youngest of our members! This little minx is often scene cruising the streets of barged in her car! She loves nothing better than wooing the men an is always the first to try an smuggle in her own booze into a night club!!!!!
We like to think we are Famous because we are fabulous! We are renowned for our wild nights out an hard partying! We rock the parties always have a good time an wen we do hit the town . . . PEOPLE WILL KNOW ABOUT IT!!!!!!
One day we all woke up an realised we didn’t want to go to work an be like all the other dreary an normals, we wanted to create our own world, a world full of colour where everyone could play, one big party that never ends!
** HEAT MAGAZINE **
These kids rose to fame in South Wales, beginning in the early 00’s as flamboyant party animals who organized wild parties. They were extremely gifted at self-promotion and hype, but led a destructive lifestyle that could only end up in one place.!
A few simple rules of night life in the 00’s ...
Rule number 1 perception is reality -
So if your going night clubbing, never merely arrive, always make an entrance!
Rule number 2 -
Make sure your outfit works in black an white, an that it’s a conversation peace, even if you’re the one doing all the talking! !
Rule number 3 -
Watch out for pushy little bus boys who don’t know their place in the scheme of things!!!
How to be fabulous ...
The road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom ... That an don’t dream it ... Be it!
Now its all about photo placement so if your in a group of 3 always always always make sure your the one standing on the right , because when the picture gets printed you’ll be the one standing on the left an the caption to go with it will read
"** Your Name ** an bla bla bla where seen out.....Ok????"
Rules Of Press!
No publicity is bad publicity
When something is printed it automatically comes true so ... rule number 3 would be never dish anyone in print!
Never bee seen drinking anything other than champagne!
NEVER take heroin
An never where white after labour day!
The Art Of Working A Room!
Upon making your grand entrance take your partner by the hand an circle around the room, smile & say hello to everyone even if you don’t know them, especially if you don’t know them . . .
Then go around the room in opposite directions, you go clock wise to my anti clockwise, telling everyone how you've "lost your friend" an how desperate you are to find them!
Then suddenly you bump into each other and scream with un contained joy
Then link arms an go around once more telling all your new friends how you have found each other .
Then leave!
The whole thing should take around an hour 90 mins tops, do this once a night for three months an you’ll be the toast of the town!!!!
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