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About Me

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because the people that mind don’t matter, and the people that matter don’t mind."I drive a truck. I love excessive amounts of multi colored helium filled balloons. I'm up for anything that can be described by the word shenanigans.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

How about Non-Douchebags...
People who are honest and loyal, who can handle me at my worst and still appriciate me for my best, and anyone who can make me laugh so hard I cry.

My Blog

Second Best Craig's List Ad Ever!

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.  Date: 2009-05-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T.   I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:34:00 GMT

Best Craigs list ad EVER on missed connections

To the woman that crapped in my car. - m4w - 41 (Bend)Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]Date: 2009-02-20, 9:24PM PSTWe met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this p...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Feb 2009 13:28:00 GMT

Couldn't Have said it better myself

I read this on one of my friends blogs and all I could say was......True that! I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.   "You dont love someone because they are beautiful; they are beautiful beca...
Posted by on Mon, 29 May 2006 00:33:00 GMT