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World FUCKING Champions.

I'd have been personally beat the tar out of every individual who came within my parameter.

About Me

My niece thinks that I'm Peter Parker. She's three years old. She's probably the coolest kid ever.

This kind of stuff makes me laugh:

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My Interests

Making people laugh. Riding a bicycle. Grammar. Fixing all the musical info in my iTunes. Ghost riding the whip. Wikipedia. Flintstone vitamins. And I'm known by my friends as the guy who knows too much about everything.

I'd like to meet:



Music:

Bears Repeating, Jimmy Eat World, Horse the Band, The Hives, Minus the Bear, The Replacements, Bear Vs. Shark, The Aquabats, We Are Scientists, RX Bandits, Johnny Cash, Dr. Dog, Interpol, Stellastarr*, Bloc Party, Atom and his Package, The Police, The Cure, Zolof the Rock and Roll Destroyer, Death From Above 1979, Thursday, The Beatles, Reel Big Fish, The Hippos, Beach Boys, Bruce Springsteen, Metric, the Tubes, Tom Petty, The Outfield, Home Grown, Fugazi.

Elvis Costello.

Movies:

The Life Aquatic.

Night of the Creeps.

Medellin.

Slaughter High.

Bubba Ho-Tep.

Shaun of the Dead.

Tombstone.

Galaxy Quest.

Television:

Superhawk.

Lucky Louie.

Chooseyourown Selectavision.tv

Yacht Rock.

Entourage.

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

Books:

I Am Legend.

Watchmen.

Superman: Red Son.

Starship Troopers.

Band of Brothers.

Heroes:



mom

July 8th, 1965 - May 5th, 2006

My Blog

Soylent Green is Charlton Heston. A.K.A. He died.

LOS ANGELES - Charlton Heston, who won the 1959 best actor Oscar as the chariot-racing "Ben-Hur" and portrayed Moses, Michelangelo, El Cid and other heroic figures in movie epics of the ’50s and...
Posted by World FUCKING Champions. on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 02:13:00 PST

Fuck Emeril.

My ramen recipe:One bag - Cajun Chicken flavored ramen.Directions:1. Cook normally.2. Add a fuck ton of hot sauce.3. En-fucking-joy.So who wants to get a face full of my seven secret herbs and spices ...
Posted by World FUCKING Champions. on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 03:18:00 PST

Blog. Post-Aquabats.

So yeah.Greatest fucking show ever.Afterwards there was an "after-party" up on the balcony. Band called Bears Repeating played.Reminds me of the Black Keys, but better.That's right, I said it.Also, go...
Posted by World FUCKING Champions. on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 07:39:00 PST

Nostalgia

I remember where I was when I first heard the Aquabats. It was 2000. I was attending Upper Moreland High School, where I only went for a year and a half. The song? The Cat With 2 Heads. At that moment...
Posted by World FUCKING Champions. on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 09:32:00 PST

Army Signal Support.

Guess what I found out. I have class Monday through Saturday. And also the occasional Sunday. FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTASTIC. This is gonna be a great two months. Who needs weekends off when...
Posted by World FUCKING Champions. on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 09:55:00 PST

A sad state of affairs.

CNN is covering a certain story. Not the fact that an ammo dump in Iraq has blown up. Not that North Korea tested some nukes. The story of the day is that Barbara Steisand told a heckler to shut ...
Posted by World FUCKING Champions. on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 09:30:00 PST

The Law of the Cockpunch.

The contents of this page have been taken from The Revised Code of the Honourable Cockpunch of 1733, which was composed in London by a convention of eleven of the most distinguished Cockpunch scholar...
Posted by World FUCKING Champions. on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 02:52:00 PST

Carl Kolchak.

R.I.P.Darren McGavin(1922-2006)Everyone raise your glasses, a great ass actor has died. And you've all seen him before. Let me list some of his movies:Billy MadisonA Christmas StoryCaptain AmericaRaw ...
Posted by World FUCKING Champions. on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 10:13:00 PST

Infamous Girlfriend Application.

Yeah, it's finally here. The Innamorato Girlfriend Application. So, ladies who are single, or are not single but looking for a better man this is your chance. Now when you fill this out, send the repl...
Posted by World FUCKING Champions. on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 09:03:00 PST

The times, they are a changin'.

TEN YEARS AGO I .. 01. Was 9 02. Went to Forrest Elementary, across from St. Bernards. 03. Tim Flite was my best friend. 04. I lived with my mom. 05. I had a new baby brother. FIVE YEARS AGO I .. 01....
Posted by World FUCKING Champions. on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 10:03:00 PST