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Miss Tess

About Me

So it is told that someone once accidently rubbed a whiskey bottle in the gutter and lo! Miss Tess emerged, loud and smokey, now free to shimmy about brisvegasbaby disguised as somekindofa poet...She has since been delighting audiences at Woodford Folk Festival, the Brisbane Writers and Qld Poetry Festivals, the Tivoli and Globe Theatres, live radio, a black box in Nambour and numerous other dark and dodgy places. Last year she also appeared with her tipsy cabaret troupe... The Moonshine Cooperative, avec Brisbane's fabulous Tnee at le keys and the burlesque-esque sensation Gemma Collett of Melbourne. Various accolades to date include the People's Choice Award at the Performance Poetry World Cup, Qld finalist in the Australia Slam, winner in the QPF Poetry Unearthed comp and, ahem, regular slam virtuoso in general. These days she's rumoured to be playing in the ouTsideRs phenomenon, a rogue collective (read: Ghostboy and Maiden Speech) infecting Brisbane with notorious monthly art/chaos evenings in the West End... achtung eh.As a performance artist, spoken word entrepreneur and purveyor of forbidden fruits, Miss Tess cordially invites you to tipple her multilingual, transcontinental smorgasbord of slap-cabaret sights and arguably sagacious sounds, never failing to tittilate, disorientate and somewhat disgust.Ladies and gentlemen it's saucy and sloppy and dammit she's got pizzazz.Coming soon to a gutter near you...



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MMMM... FRINGEY....

It's been a good many years now since Sir Birmingham illuminated the national literature-scape to Brisbane's presence with the emergence of his lebanese smallgood inspired novel. And for those who sti...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 01:07:00 GMT

GET THEE TO A MICROPHONE

For those of you not 'in' on the hottest goss fresh off the oz slam circuit (where HAVE you been?!) the Australian Poetry Slam is revving up and about to hit top gear with heats and wor...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 03:56:00 GMT

SHADY CHARACTERS

More than two weeks on from Woodford and talk of the koala suit incident remains rife. Miss Tess is reported to be AWOL somewhere in the deep south, last sightings said to involve some shady char...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 14:05:00 GMT

VOODFORD SHOWS!

dahlinks....  zere ist rumour miss tess has exotic cousin 'ere from khabarovsky near maybe russia.  She vill be doink ze singing und maybe little bit of ze nakey nakey at somevere called vo...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 21:59:00 GMT

MAIDEN FEVER

Good people await no longer, it is finally here.  For those unfamiliar with its origins, it all began September, The Judy, a Leonard Cohen tribute.  Miss Tess was graciously invited back to 1980someth...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 08:04:00 GMT

A MIRROR MAZE.........!?!!

miss tess has to say she is no less than enraptured....first it was absinthe, now tequila, mr Diefenbach and a mirror maze!  could this gig BE any funner. her set will be ins...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 18:24:00 GMT

AN IMMACULATE DECEPTION

yesterday ladies and gentlemen i needed to believe as ganesh peered down from his golden frame illuminating my lentil dahl and flashing blue rice&pink rice&green rice i felt the need to be holy watch...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 22:11:00 GMT

NIGHT OF THE FISHER KING

I'm on my way to the dinner shift when his bare feet are the first thing I notice, splishing about the storm puddles in the gutter. He has a suitcase full of yellow brick in one hand, a map of clouds ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 04:15:00 GMT