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***FREELANCE***JAMMIN' OR LEGIT***I PLAY ALL STYLES*** I live in Indiana, just a hop, skip and a jump from Chicago (my playground). As you may have noticed, I play the horn. It seems to be the one thing I can do without much effort. Been playin' since I was 8, majored in college, and travelled on the road. Now I am working with a blues style band doing many originals. (see Clifford and Michaels at cd baby.)I am not on this CD but were making a new one. I have never been kicked off a stage yet and I am ready to jam with anybody, anytime. (well, almost anybody!) I love to make up my own horn parts as the song is played, I'll try anything once! I have been strechin' out at all the Jazz Clubs in town and with many Rock N Roll bands. I've been known to make up background and solos on Pink Floyd, Hendricks, Joplin...last week I played on ACDC and Nervanna! YOU SAY WHAT??? Don't knock if until you've heard it or tried it. What freaks me out is everybody likes it (I wonder if Jimmi and Janice are rolling over in thier graves! Elmer is my middle name. I also have a masters degree in mental health. (Believe me their is nothing I have not heard) I feed myself and pay my bills by being a therapist...Uh Uhmmmmmmm How does that make you feel?..If your a woman, maybe you would like to come and lay on my couch and let me analyze you....Oh, and I have a dog. Just like my music, I know she will never leave me..

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I don't expect much from other people and I would not ask much from a woman who was willing to stay together, laugh, have fun, an occasional adventure. I't dawned on me today,That all I really want is a woman I can't wait to get home to everyday.....You think that is asking too much. Could that be the reason I have never been married? It doesn't matter, It a nice dream to have that could still become a reality. OH, and I still stay up every Christmas Eve and try to catch Santa Clause!

My Blog

me playlist by OC Elmer The Trumpet Man

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My Secret Lady

My Secret Lady ...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Nov 2008 04:44:00 GMT

THE SUCCUBUS

THE SUCCUBUS You were beautiful, You used to love to please, But now.. You are a...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Nov 2008 20:19:00 GMT

Pattys Lament

PATTY'S LAMENT We had not seen each other, In twenty-five years or so. Her bro and I were best friends, Lit the candle at both ends... &n...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Nov 2008 22:38:00 GMT

A Poem for Erika

A POEM FOR ERIKA She blew into my life, Just as fast as she blew out. But that's ok, It's the way it has been throughout. I've made a major change, To move on with my life. But now I'm...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Nov 2008 06:39:00 GMT

WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN ON?

What the Hell is Goin' On Woke up that mornin' Feelin' kinda blue. Didn't want to hurt myself, And sure as hell did not want to hurt you. Had a bad year, Three friend...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:40:00 GMT

Oh No, Not Again!

Oh No, Not Again!!! I am afraid, That I might be, Fallin' in love, I really don't want this to happen to me, No not fallin' in love, ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Nov 2008 01:06:00 GMT

Pinch Me, I Think I Am Dreaming

Pinch Me, I Think I Am Dreaming I met this guy, Almost a year ago. He seemed really nice, But feelings didn't show. We stayed in touch, Throughout the year. Now he is the only one, I w...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 01:31:00 GMT

Im Feeling Good

I'm Feeling Good I feel good, Like I never knew I could. So fine, My heart is with you all the time. It's been years since I felt this way, I keep thinking it will end ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 02:11:00 GMT

My Favorite Teacher

My Favorite Teacher There once lived a great man, Who walked this Earth. He was the Father, Son and Holy Ghost from birth. He taught us how to live, The main rule was to forgive, B...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Nov 2008 17:27:00 GMT