I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking
About Me
Yeah so my name's Joey. My mom named me after Joey's nightclub in Clifton cuz she used to go there in the mid-80s and she got banged out there one night during a coke party by the guy who she thinks is my dad. I'm just a regular Jersey party guy. I'm not really into things like reading, education, intelligence, style or class. I just like to chill in the clubs and pump my fists. I hate girls who don't have an orange complexion all year round like I do. In my spare time, I like to sit around at home and flex in the mirror. Looking at my own muscles gives me a massive boner. I try to wear nothing but pink and sometimes baby blue. I looooooove the Jersey Shore and there is nothing better than driving around in my dad's mercedes pumping techno music. I enjoy things like tanning, getting waxed and lifting weights to make up for my inadequately small penis. I will probably work in restaurants, construction or retail for the rest of my life because college is for pussies and losers. Fuck books, I just wanna dance!!!
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Pretty much any cheap whore who digs my gay porcupine haircut and is so insecure about herself that she is willing to overlook the fact that I have no personality, I look like some type of weird ape and I have the same IQ as lawn furniture.
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