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maz

I am here for Friends

About Me

im in to all types of music, mainly heavy metal, im living with my long term boyfriend and our son,im a quiet person

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

stalin,the pope,terry prachett,slash,delia smith,alexander the great,hitler,rommal,field marshal montgomery,lucrecia borgia(she was missunderstood),the queen,the hairy bikers(the tv cooks),lennox lewis,isambard kingdom brunel,marc brunel,george stephenson,joseph bazalgette and dr john snow "

My Blog

a test for dementia

TEST FOR DEMENTIAExercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying; "If you don't use it, you will lose it," al...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Aug 2009 10:37:00 GMT

what children write about the sea!

Children write about the SeaThis is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age6)Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James, age 6)If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jun 2009 08:38:00 GMT

a blonde joke?

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were marooned on a desert island for a very long time, and became good friends despite the hardships of everyday life. After many years, one day the girls found a ma...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Nov 2008 11:52:00 GMT

will the real dummy stand up

1. with a little help from our friends! Police in Oakland California spent two hours attemping to subdue a Gunman who had barricaded Himself inside His house. after firing ten tear gas canisters&...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Nov 2008 10:05:00 GMT

a very silly joke

A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting.  "I used some horrible language this week and  feel absolutely terrible about it."  "When did you use this awful language?" asks the ...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 15:14:00 GMT

some advice

..TR> Life is short!  Break the rules!  Forgive quickly!  Kiss slowly!  Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably.   And never regret anything that made you smile. ..TABLE>
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 14:06:00 GMT