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Jessi

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About Me

I guess I was the last person on EARTH without an account, so here it is. Like I have time for this crap. (grin) I only did this so everyone would stop bugging me so don't expect a lot of daily updates or anything. Seriously. And I mean that with love, really.My BF likes to tell me "I have issues" (his favorite phrase) and I guess I tend to agree. I'm pretty much a female Beavis & Butthead. Bathroom humor, sex jokes and slapstick comedy are hysterical to me. Deep down I have the maturity level (and attention span) of a 12 year old. At least I can admit it, right? Also, 9 out of 10 dentists agree that I'm fun AND cavity free!Well, I'm great at parties....so I'm told.
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My Interests

My munchkin(duh!), hanging with my family and friends, books, anything fun....I LOVE horror movies and mindless comedy. Mel Brooks is the man! I'm pretty boring anymore, sorry. I try to keep my drunken comedic adventures to a minimum since I have a daughter that's at an age where I have worry about what stories she hears. (grin)

I'd like to meet:

Drew Barrymore - she seems like the coolest celeb out there. Ummmmmmmm, Johnny Depp for wicked, wicked reasons. Yeah, typical, I know, but I cannot deny his appeal. John Malkovich and Christopher Walken are the two coolest actors EVER. And anyone else with a sense of humor, I guess. Do I seriously have to answer all these questions?
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Music:

In a nutshell? Little bit of everything, but NO twangy country. Still love the Eagles and classic rock bands, always will. Of course, Breeding Amies is the absolute SHIT! If I'm in anger management mode, anything hard and powerful. (No, that's NOT meant to be sexual, thanks.) But I still like to be able to dance and that brings in the fun stuff! And I graduated in the early 90's, so bring on the hair bands! Nostalgia is always good for a laugh and great memories! I can't believe I just wrote that. (shrug)

Movies:

Comedy and horror, mostly. Rob Zombie movies kick ass, can't wait on his upcoming Halloween movie! I can quote from any Mel Brooks movie and all the 'stupid comedies' like the Scary Movie series, Date Movie, etc. I like to laugh a lot.

Television:

I Love NY, Family Guy, South Park....you know, intellectual stuff like that. BUT - I do admit an addiction to the History Channel at times because I do like to learn about practically anything. And Sci-Fi channel cause I'm a geek, deep down. (shhhhhhh) Don't tell anyone.

Books:

Anything - I LOVE to read a good book. And I prefer scary ones or anything supernatural or occult-ish. (Yeah, I know, that's not a word.) But you get the point.

Heroes:

Anyone who goes out of their way for someone else. Also, anyone who is kind to stray animals....my major soapbox cause.