Crunchy on the outside, chewy in the middle.
A Denver omlette sounds mighty fine, but I'd settle for some boobie.
I love Sara Silverman because she's jewish like me!
oh, and I love you.
Von Dutch, Ed Roth, Indian Larry, Johnny Chop, Steve Erwin, Barbaro the horse, Anna Nicole Smith and her son....shit.
Introducing Mike Relm. You will never be this good.
AC/DC, a day of pigs, a perfect circle,Black Sabbath, breaking benjamin, chevelle, Cell Dweller, Clutch, coldplay, crazy town, creed, disturbed, DJ Shadow, DJ Z-Trip, DJ QBert, dr dre, drowning pool, eminem, enya, evenescence, filter, Five Finger Death Punch, GHOSTMACHINE, godsmack, gravity kills, guns n roses, incubus, Jethro Tull, johnny cash, knuckle bone, korn, Led Zeppelin, marylin manson, metallica, methods of mayhem, MOTOGRATER, mudvayne, norah jones, ozzy, pantera, Perverted Justice, Pink Floyd, portishead, savage garden, silver chair, Sir Mix-A-Lot, slipknot, smile empty soul, sneaker pimps, static x, stone sour, system of a down, tool, the crystal method, rob zombie / white zombie, Wilson Implied, powerman 5000, junkie xl, bt, chemical brothers, motown, all that 80's shit, and music from the motion picture "the last of the mohicans"
Seen most of these at least 15 times, and I'm not exaggerating: Grandma's Boy, Office Space, The Jacket (awesome), Batman Begins, Anchor Man, Napoleon Dynamite, Blood in Blood Out, Half Baked, UHF, Nacho Libre, Super Troopers (and Club Dread), SAW I, II, III, The Machinist, American Psycho, Pee Wees Big Adventure, Equilibrium, Deep Inside Vanessa Del Rio, Underworld, LXG, Mystery Men, X-Men I,II,III, Top Gun, Fletch, Zoolander, The Princess Bride, most any Vampire movies, all Star Trek movies (what!). Also I am a Ryan Reynolds fan, seen 'em all. There...I said it.
COPS, Entourage (the best show on pay television),Weeds, Lost, The Office (both versions), Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, 30 Rock, 1st season Las Vegas, all CSI, Ultimate Fighting, all the Discovery Channels, anything about cars or motorcycles, nothing about 7 strangers picked to live in a house.
Steven King, Neil Gaiman, Chuck Palahniuk, Ann Rice.... did I say Steven King? Oh.. I also like comic books.
Besides my Dad? Goods and Jesus.