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Lync

I am Lync.

About Me

I'm the best guy in the world right now.

My Interests

I like going to concerts, playing my guitar, going to theme parks, the beach at night, the beach during the day, body surfing. I like to go out an eat. I love state fairs and the rciketty rides. I also like theme parks and their more high tech rides. I like water. I love to swim, boat, bath, whatever, as long as I'm in the water. I like to ride bikes (not motocycles) and I enjoy long walk runs. I also like to travel and camp.

I'd like to meet:

Whoever. Not people selling things or trying to get me to go look at their webcam. People who are somewhere far away that leave interesting dots on my map.
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Music:

Fela Kuti, U2, Pearl Jam, Radiohead, Ray Charles, What, Primus, Ben Harper, Guns N' Roses, James Brown, Bob Marley, Shonen Knife, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Stevie Wonder, Al Green, AC/DC, the Temptations, P-Funk, Fiona Apple, the Ramones, Coldplay, Bob Dylan, Drums and Tuba, Galactic, Tool, Rage Against the Machine, Beastie Boys, Outkast, Mile Davis, John Coltrane, Willie Nelson, The Four Seasons, Jimi Hendrix, the Monkees, the Rolling Stones (who are better than the Beatles), the Beatles, John Lennon, Rancid, Old Metallica (I liked something off everything until this St. Anger thing), The Doors, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Frank Zappa, The Who, Van Halen (only with David Lee Roth), Lenny Kravitz, Ozomatli, Joan Jett, Nirvana, Slippery When Wet by Bon Jovi, Muddy waters, John Lee Hooker, Howling Wolf, Son House, Elmore James, Royal Crown Revue, oldies, Marvin Gaye, Bill Withers, Green Day, Rancid, Soul Coughing, Aerosmith, CCR, Depeche Mode, Black Sabbath, MMW, Flatt & Scruggs, and I could go on, but I imagine you've stopped reading this by now. If not. Kudos to you for making it through.

Movies:

Spinal Tap, Return of the Killer Tomatoes (not to be confused with it's lesser predecessor Attack of the Killer Tomatoes), Clue, Mars Attacks, The Stars wars Trilogy (Before they were redone. I hate the first two Prequels). Indiana Jones, O' Brother Where Art Thou (soundtrack is great too), 80's teen movies that don't star Molly Ringwald, Song of the South,

Television:

Simpsons, the history channel, the Dicovery Channel, and A&E biographies (not ones of people like John Stamos), Mysteries of the ______, Conan O Brien, The National Geographic Channel, Chicago Cubs Baseball. I don't watch a lot of TV.

Books:

The Bible, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH, The essential writings of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., Uncle John's Bathroom reader. right now I'm 1984 at work and a book filled with strange stories at home along with my beloved bathroom reader.

Heroes:

Jesus Christ, Martin Luther King Jr., Gandhi, Pierre and Ann, Ann's mom, Ann's family, the people of St. Mere Eglise, Poppy, Granny, my mom.

My Blog

How my mutant spleens tried to kill me.

My recent stint in the hospital was very much related to the removal of my 4 spleens when I was 3. For those of you who don't know here is the story....I was born with 4 spleens. I had two big spleens...
Posted by Lync on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 10:22:00 PST

Why I was in the hospital.....

I was released from the hospital today. As promised, I will give a better update.I started to feel pain in my stomach on Monday after a weekend of it just being upset. On Tuesday, after going to a tra...
Posted by Lync on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 09:52:00 PST

Successful Boycotts!!!!

I am proud to announce that I am no longer boycotting Target or Bernard's Surf. Target never charged me $10 and sent me a letter that I assume was a letter of apology because it included a gift credit...
Posted by Lync on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 10:05:00 PST

TARGET CREDIT CARD SCAM EARNS THEM A BOYCOTT

Target was giving out credit cards that if used at Target offered a 10% discount at their stores. Lots of people signed up for the discount and the free credit card. Recently I recieved notification t...
Posted by Lync on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 01:24:00 PST

The story from work bulletin reposted here by popular demand.

For those of you who don't know and care, I am teaching in athird grade classroom. I only have 12 kids and no it's not a special ed class.The school is endeavour and it is in the ghetto. I'm only shor...
Posted by Lync on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 08:19:00 PST

Boycott Daniel "Zoolander" Craig 007 movies..

i'm officially boycotting all james bond movies until they either get a new Bond or go back to Brosnan. The latest Bond movie was a huge stinkfest and the guy making zoolander faces, walking hunchback...
Posted by Lync on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 04:21:00 PST

9-11 Conspiracy

If you are like me, you recieved a bulletin or two yesterday with a popular 9-11 conspiracy video by Loose Change attached. That video made some stunning accusations and the first thing I wanted to kn...
Posted by Lync on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 08:23:00 PST

The Davinci Code Sucks

I just saw the movie and though it was dull, I did find the stuff about the Last Supper to be interesting. I had thought that it was Jesus with the disciples and I hadn't notice that there were no gra...
Posted by Lync on Sun, 21 May 2006 11:57:00 PST

1:40 a.m.

At 1:40 a.m. this morning my mother passed. My father and I are doing surprisingly well. Thanks to everyone for thei support. The not funeral (dad's calling it a celebration)  will be at the...
Posted by Lync on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 12:06:00 PST

Mom's Second stroke is severe.

The doctors said today that the second stroke was twice as large as the first stroke and hit the right side of her brain. (the last one hit the left) The vast majority of her brain has been destr...
Posted by Lync on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 07:53:00 PST