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Maybe Travis?, It's Twue

My soul is saved in a high interest mutual fund

About Me

....I have a job, not a career...
I could probably do something different...
I enjoy moderately warm weather...
The cave crickets have been destroyed...
I hate cave crickets...
One day i ate 3 versions of egg, one was quiche...
3 hours after eating one, i reguritate raw egg...
Omelettes are much easier to keep down...
Bacon is King..
Flannel sheets are no substitute for a warm body..
A dead hooker is no substitute for flannel sheets..

Myspace.com Blogs - My new pickup line... - April MySpace Blog
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog....

My friend April has the best times at the grocery store

My Interests

Comics, Hashing (a drinking and running club), cooking (love the Steacon),video gaming, absinthe, running, drinkin, boxing

I'd like to meet:

People that have an interesting job where they are hiring...
People who like moderatly warm weather...
People who love quiche...
Folk than can handle Steacon...
People that will let me cook in their homes and tell how much they love my cooking...

Music:

mid 90's alternative, on the radio for 10 years, i guess they can't come up with anything better. Hip hop you can dance to, shake your booty

Movies:

From Hell, Dodgeball, Ninja Scroll, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Apocalpse Now, The Birds, Transformers

Television:

Metalpocalyse, Robot Chicken, ER, Reno 911, Good Eats, Everyday Italian, Iron Chef, Chapelle's Show, Scrubs, Arrested Development, My Name is Earl, Hell's Kitchen, Top Chef

Books:

100 Years of Solitude, The Sound and the Fury, The Breath of a Wok, Hemingway, About a Boy

Heroes:

Green Lantern (super)..
Alton Brown (cooking)..
General Tso (food)

My Blog

I have a thesaurus too...

This is the headline from the AP writer Liz Sidoti,  'Onus on McCain to turn presidential race his way '. Onus??!! really!??. I've never heard that word so I looked it up. 1 [Latin  more at one...
Posted by Maybe Travis?, It's Twue on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 08:20:00 PST

ipod resurrection

After a week of being angry the final itunes piece has fallen into place. The drive letter was off. When i put in the new hard drive it was labeled F, not C as usual. So mr. ipod got labled C and that...
Posted by Maybe Travis?, It's Twue on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 08:19:00 PST

Holdrums of an unemployed house man

Well I'm nearing the end of month 3 of not having a job. I'm kinda bored, not bored enough to go out and voulenteer or anything, but i've almost run out of house chores. I fixed the closet doors and m...
Posted by Maybe Travis?, It's Twue on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 05:22:00 PST

I’m almost better than the apple store or ... f itunes

Last week my hard drive crashed. and burned in a 2 week spectacle of rebooting reinstalling, check disking and clicking. Fortunately,  i recognized the symptoms and backed most of the stuff up on...
Posted by Maybe Travis?, It's Twue on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 07:34:00 PST

9021 oh my god why is this on again??!!

You know I'm still unemployed and i've got a lot of time on my hands. And when I heard about this being back on, I had to check it out. I'll give you the transcript. Opening, update to the song. ...
Posted by Maybe Travis?, It's Twue on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 05:34:00 PST

not for republican’s ( palins speech)

I love right wing rhetoric. I also love sitting next to a fiery redhead who has commentary for every sentence Sarah Palin says. It's better than watching fox news report on Obama. I really wish I had ...
Posted by Maybe Travis?, It's Twue on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 08:14:00 PST

The next level of old man

I don't like applications. Myspace, Facebook... I don't want to be in a mob war or a drug war, or promote green living, vampires or hugs or pokes. It's not that i'm trying to be anti-social, I mean I ...
Posted by Maybe Travis?, It's Twue on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 06:33:00 PST

So this is having a daughter...

Emily took Maddie to see the Hanna Montana tour bus. We dropped her off at 3. They told us it'd be 2 hours. After milling for a minute in the parking lot, the sound of 6-13 yr old girls singing disney...
Posted by Maybe Travis?, It's Twue on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 07:06:00 PST

pick your poison

Jay and Laura were up yesterday. Due to Baltimore's blue laws, we couldn't purchase alcohol in the city so we went to B'more county. Browsing the isles I found a beverage I hadn't seen in nearly 10 ye...
Posted by Maybe Travis?, It's Twue on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 10:45:00 PST

My first kill (in rodentry)

I've liberated the souls of many tiny furry things in and out of the lab, and scores of the multi-legged variety around the world. I once caught a mouse at Meagan's place. It was just a baby. *here's ...
Posted by Maybe Travis?, It's Twue on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 06:29:00 PST