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Vanilla Crazy

I only sit on name brand patio furniture

About Me

People think I'm Gay, but I'm probably not.

My Interests

my only interest is to one day have chanpagne sprayed all over me in a rap video.

I'd like to meet:

Hookers,...lots of Hookers.
THESE TWO LOVELY LADIES, OF COURSE (except for carly).
(Boobie Surprise)

Music:

Creed, Dixie Chix, and Salt N Peppa.....

Movies:

Weekend At Bernies,
Weekend At Bernies 2,
and finally Weekend at Bernies 3: Why hasn't Bernie Decayed Yet?.

Television:

Did anybody see the episode of cheaters when the host Joey Greco got stabbed??? I did and I laughed

Books:

I don't know how to read.

Heroes:

Jesus, Sun glasses,Pabst Blue Ribbon, and Unicorns,
and These guys.