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Bill

So Then the Stripper Says...

About Me

Update 5/21/07I am Leaving! I am done with MySpace. I am not this big of a loser! I am sick of all the shit on here. I am sick of 100's of fake friend requests, i am sick of the 1000's of spam email. I don't like your shitty band, i don't want to see your cam. If you are my friend, then ask for my email addy, and we can talk that way. I won't be online here much anymore. Thanks for all the fun! white sox

Add to My Profile | More VideosUpdated 2/25/ First off, I still hate doing this. I don't like talking about myself. I don't think it is fair to make yourself look great. Even if you are. I know people who praise themselves, and it disgusts me. Anyway, I am a Southside boy, all the way thru! GO SOX! I love Chicago, I love Baseball and Football. I love to play both as well as basketball, but don't get to do them very often. I am into video games, sports, hanging with my boys! I like to cook but dont do it much. I would rather cook and have someone else clean up, but that never works! So I eat out more often than I should. I love Wings, Pizza, Beer, Rum, Comedy, TV, Movies, But most of all I LOVE music. I can't play any instruments yet, but I have a ton of CD's and the only form of music I don't like is Opera. I am a regular Average Joe, and I like it that way. I spent many years trying to be something for someone else, and I dont do that any more, I live for myself now! Anyway enough about me. I am sure you have better things to do with your time, so go change the world or make it better! Do something, just dont sit there anymore!I want to be a Treasure Hunting Japanese Special Forces Sniper Triple Black Belt Ninja Pilot with 5 years of cullinary experience.

My Interests

I love Comedy! I love to laugh and have a good time. Anything that makes me laugh. Don't make me sad, or I will not like you.Other interests: Politics, People, Theatre, Art(paintings or sculpture), Music live or recorded, Teaching, Learning, Video games, Golf, Baseball, American Football(college or pro), Basketball. The list goes on and on

I'd like to meet:

People with open minds. People that are more into life than themselves! And Ninjas!Dave Matthews, Dane Cook, Musicians, Comics, Artists, DJ's, Dr. Dre, Nick Hornby, Jeff Probst, The whole "Family Guy" family, Stephen Lynchn, Dave Chappelle.

Music:

XM Radio Channel 81 BPM!!!Corporate radio sucks! I am sick of listening to the same 40 songs that i don't even like over and over and over! Buy an iPod or get XM Radio, You will thank me later! But anyway, I like most genres of music, My favorites include, Electronica/Dance, Club, House, Trance, 90's Prgressive, and 90's Freestyle, 90's Alternative, Indie-folk, Pop, and I love to listen to comedy.My favorite bands include but are not limited to Jude, Dave Matthews Band, Sheryl Crow, Anne Harris (Chicago Local Gal she is great!) Garth Brooks, Duran Duran, U2, Beastie Boys, Bon Jovi, Coldplay, O.A.R., N.W.A., R.E.M., Oasis, Bob Marley, 50 Cent, Counting Crows, Jars Of Clay, Styx, Daft Punk, INXS, Live, Al Green, David Bowie, Jimmy Buffett, Green Day, Jimi Hendrix, The Cure, Miles Davis, Alanis Morissette, Binocular, dc Talk, Curtis Mayfield, Madonna, Dr. Dre, and NIN.

Movies:

I love comedy, and don't like Horror. My fav's include, All 6 Star Wars films, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, High Fidleity, Psycho, Wedding Crashers, Cable Guy, Kevin Smith movies, Tarantino movies, Office Space, The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, Old School, Boogie Nights, Big Daddy. I hated Donnie Darko it was stupid!

Television:

I don't watch as much TV as i would like to. But Right now, I am into ESPN, Boxing, Baseball, and Football both College and Pro during their seasons. I watch Curb Your Enthusiasm, MXC, The Office, Earl, The Class, South Park, Family Guy, reruns of Friends and Seinfeld, and my newest favorite sit-com is How I Met Your Mother, it is a great freakin show!

Books:

I loved High Fidelity, and my favorite Author is Nick Hornby. His new Book "A Long Way Down" isn't his best work, but it is written from a differnt point of view than all his others.Other books i have liked recently; "Because of Winn-Dixie" I know it is a childrens book, but there is a lot of heart in this book and is a very quick and fun read. "The Five People You Meet In Heaven" by Mitch Albom was great! I really liked it alot. A little slow in the beginning, but really enjoyed it. I have started reading David Sedaris lately too. He is very funny and can really make you laugh!

Heroes:

Be yourself! Look up to someone with values, but do what you like and don't try to be like someone else! My heroes, are those that have tought me the most about myself. Those people are my friends!As Much as I don't want to have kids, EVER, seeing this video makes me a sap, and just want to have lots of little snot nose booger monsters running around. Check this Vid!.. width="425" height="350" ....

My Blog

Shout Out~

Well, A short ironic story... Last Friday on my way to Lunch I was listening to my favorite commercial radio station Q101. I have been a fan of this station since it came on in the early 90's and ha...
Posted by Bill on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 02:18:00 PST

I am happy!

Ok, Today I received a message from a friend from high school with whom I haven't talked to in years. And after reading my blogs suggested that I sounded so sad in my blogs And that I "remind myself ...
Posted by Bill on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 02:25:00 PST

Negativity and Death

Negativity and Death I usually am not in a frame of mind that I can talk about death so easily. It isn't my idea of fun, but lately death and negativity has been all around me. I can't escape it. Sta...
Posted by Bill on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:43:00 PST

The blog about nothing

Well it has been months since I have posted any type of blog. Why? Is there nothing exciting going on in my life? Is life so boring that there can be nothing to say? No, that isnt it! I love to write,...
Posted by Bill on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 12:48:00 PST

More Movie Talk

Ok, last weekend I was hanging out with friends, watching the game. Nothing to report about that, but sticking with my theme of movies this year, I need to talk about two movies. Donnie Darko and Shaw...
Posted by Bill on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 12:19:00 PST

Cop DVD Review

Cop 2/4/06 DVD Well, the year is a month old already, and I started off great by reviewing every movie I see! But after only one week I quit! It wasnt that I couldnt keep up, it was because I wasnt wa...
Posted by Bill on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 12:08:00 PST

The Grudge review DVD

"The Grudge" Review DVD 1/1/06 OK, again, I dont like scary movies, "Scary Movie" was funny, but the Grudge was CRAP! There was no story in this movie. There was nothing in this movie to make me like...
Posted by Bill on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 09:26:00 PST

Carlos Mancia DVD review

"Carlos Mencia: Not For the Easily Offended" Review DVD 1/1/06 I was in a good mood yesterday, and I have been wanting to laugh a lot lately! A LOT! And my future brother-in-law let me borrow this DV...
Posted by Bill on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 12:43:00 PST

The Exorcism Of Emily Rose DVD review

"The Exorcism Of Emily Rose" review DVD 1/1/06 Well this was the first movie I seen this year. I seen it right after midnight of NYE and was made to watch it with the lights out. You laugh, I know I ...
Posted by Bill on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 09:35:00 PST

Batman Begins Review

Batman Begins Review DVD 12/31/05 Although this was the last movie I seen in 2005 I was lucky enough to see this movie in the theater shortly after it came out, and I have to say it was a lot better ...
Posted by Bill on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 09:06:00 PST