I moved out here a year ago with my bf when he took a job in Hawaii but things happen like they usually do, and now I'm single. First off, if you're gonna come right out with a cheesy line or if my phone number is what you're asking for within your first few questions, don't bother. I'm looking for a SMART guy so bozos need not apply here. I'm looking for friendship first, and maybe something else later but know that it may be later. LOL if I haven't scared you off yet, then take a chance. I'm not really that bad. ;)
When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? start the water first.
Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle? yes
Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial? yes
Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? yes
Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? no
Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? no
How old do you look? 21
How old do you act? 11
Have you recently become a member of anything? yes
Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed? closed
Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? no
Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating? no
If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be? cook
Have you ever called anyone a slut? no
Have you ever been called a slut? no
Have you ever smuggled something into your country? yes
Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive? no
You Are Not a Gold Digger
You go out of your way to take care of everything in your life.
Including money - which you've got plenty of, thank you very much.
And you have no intentions of being a trophy girlfriend for some bald guy.
Just make sure that hottie you met isn't scheming to be your boy toy!
As a successful woman like you knows, gold digging goes both ways these days.
